Nude Scenes from
Hotel Chevalier (2007)

A weekly look back at past celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on events that have happened throughout skintertainment history during the week of November 22nd through November 29th.

This week’s lesson in lusty cultural high points includes Britney Spears' nude crotch shot, Marisa Tomei taking home Mr. Skin’s highest honor for her nude scenes in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, The Hitchiker bringing reliable nudity to HBO, Spanish sexploitation maestro Jess Franco hitting the 100th movie mark with Euro beauties Lina Romay and Sabrina Siani, and a tribute to H.O.T.S. hottie Angela Aames.

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V for Vixen

Even though she's fond of talking about how much she dislikes doing nude scenes, Natalie Portman is still a skin favorite.

After all, it's hard to call someone skingy when they've given us probably the greatest thong shot in history (in Closer). Not to mention going full moon and aiming her amazing ass at the camera in Hotel Chevalier.

This month, the ever-exquisite Natalie strikes some provocative poses for V magazine, and after the cut, you can enjoy her musings on nude scenes and sites like MrSkin.com, and she gives us full disclosure on her much-skinticipated upcoming lesbian scene with Mila Kunis!

First-Time Nude Scenes of Mr. Skin’s First 10 Years Hit a Hot High as Jessica Biel Peels and Reveals in Powder Blue

MrSkin.com celebrates its 10th Anniversary in 2009.

So let’s take a look back at the ingenudes who dared to bare for the first time in each year since we began fast-forwarding to the good parts.

2009
Jessica Biel Nude in Powder Blue

Jessica Biel, stripper? Yes, in the upcoming drama Powder Blue. But unlike Jessica Alba in Sin City and Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me, does Jessica Biel actually strip nude in Powder Blue? The naked truth: fuck, yes!

(1:08) Jessica Biel puffs a cigarette, struts on-stage at a strip club, dances with wild sexual abandon, rips off her top to expose her nude boobs, and then douses her naked nipples with wax from a lit candle.

(1:24) We get another look at nude Jessica Biel’s large breasts as she does a dude in bed, followed by a fantastic shot of her famous bubble butt. Jessica Biel’s naked tits and ass are the celebrity nudity debut of the decade.

To see Mr Skin's next nine celebrity nudity debuts of the decade, join us after the jump.

To accompany his arthouse feature The Darjeeling Limited (2007), writer-director Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums) cast the movie’s star, Jason Schwartzman, in a short film opposite Natalie Portman’s naked ass.

The title of that short film is Hotel Chevalier, and it premiered as a free download on iTunes on this date in 2007.

Ultimately Darjeeling achieved modest critical and box office success, but Chevalier will live forever as the first place the world got a great, clear look at Natalie Portman’s nude caboose. You can see that sweet Israeli seat-meat all over again, after the jump.

Hotel Chevalier is no longer available on iTunes, but Natalie Portman's naked ass lives forever here at Mr. Skin.

Amateur Porn Star Killer or APSK (Picture: 1 - 2) for short—is the latest deep-impact outrage from maverick-with-a-movie-camera Shane Ryan and his micro-budget powerhouse studio Alter Ego Cinema. Brutal, unflinching, and bombastically explicit, Amateur Porn Star Killer is a mock-documentary that recreates videotapes made by a psycho who preys on would-be sex starlets.

It's Valentine's Day, and if I could come up with one actress out there now who embodies the term "sweetheart", it would be Natalie Portman. Beloved by all and as intelligent as she is easy on the eyes, she exudes a natural, sexy innocence that any dude can respond to.

Unfortunately, she's skingy. Really skingy.

And although last year we finally captured the Hole-y Grail of celeb nudes with a bare-butted Nat in Hotel Chevalier, the future for Natalie nudity isn't looking bright.

PageSix ran a story about Natalie speaking at a press junket for the upcoming The Other Boleyn Girl alongside costar Scarlett Johansson (what a pair!), and she complained about the lack of meaty roles available for women:

"I've recently been getting frustrated," she said. "I don't know if you've had this experience," she said turning to Scarlett, "but we're probably seeing a lot of the same variety of what's out there, but I mean the number of roles for strippers or prostitutes or the opposite which, is like, 'She's the moral center of the film! She's the pure one. She's the one that makes the man realize who he should be,' you know? That sort of dichotomy exists so strongly, it's like the virgin/whore thing evident to the greatest extent. So that's really been bothering me. Sort of finding a character who is complicated, like the women in this film, is very, very exciting."

Listen, Natalie, it's okay. We'll always have Closer. I can live with you never playing a stripper or prostitute again if you promise to inject a little skin into any of these complicated roles you'll be diving into in the future. "Naked Humanitarian" sounds like a good part. So does "Naked Biophysicist"!