Hidden Beauties (1998)

Hidden Beauties. The title must surely refer to the fact that the story revolves around a trio of gorgeous gals (Jennifer Bergeron, Stacey DeSimone, and Tracy Keijser) who are taken prisoner by “The Evil Lord Isherwood” (Robert Donovan) in The Days of Olde. So, they all gang up on him for a Four-Way Screw-Fest that leaves the crusty Olde Dude dead. You know, they could have at least stabbed him, or something. I can’t think of a better way to die… Bonus! At any rate, Nikki Fritz, who is the Evil Lord’s sorceress, casts a spell on the Titular Trio and they promptly fall asleep for 100 years. Flash forward to the present. The girls wake up and immediately proceed, together, to the shower. The rest of the film deals with the three ladies doing semi-battle with Fritz, although the majority of the film is taken up with sex scenes. It was a lofty enterprise to try to get these three to act as genuine Brits (their accents float in and out quite frequently…), but the production values were, dare I day it, decent. All in all, there’s a bit too much plot to make for a seriously Skinful flick, but there’s plenty of sex and showering going on to keep even the most flaccid of viewers interested. Fritz, Bergeron, DeSimone, Keijser, Michelle Hall, and the exceptionally gorgeous Catalina Larranaga all show it all off and quite often, at that.