Thu, Jul 2, 2009 @ 11:30am
We're inching towards the halfway point in Mr Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nudes List, and numbers 70 through 61 are a doozy, with Jenna Jameson
Helen Mirren Nude
Bio, Pics, and Clips
Hall of Fame Nudity!
- Nude movie roles:
- 13
- Place of birth:
- Chiswick London, England, UK
- Date of birth:
- July 26th, 1945
- Real name:
- Ilynea Lydia Mironoff
Helen Mirren is the great dame of British stage and screen . . . plus, she's one royal babe. Yes, Helen is in the twilight of her years, but if all mature matrons looked this good, Mr Skin would be cruising the old-age home for talent. She was once called "Shakespeare's Slut" because early in her career Helen happily accepted controversial roles that … Join Mr Skin to read her entire Biography
Mr Skin's Favorite Places to See Her
#1
#2
#3
#1. Savage Messiah
6 pics & 3 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#2. Age of Consent
10 pics & 4 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#3. Hussy
9 pics & 4 clips - breasts, bush, butt
Skin Filmography
Shadowboxer (2005) • Rose
Nude2 pics, 2 clips
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (2003) • Karen Stone
Nude2 pics, 1 clip
Calendar Girls (2003) • Chris Harper
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999) • Ayn Rand
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Losing Chase (1996) • Chase Phillips
Royal Deceit (1994) • Queen Geruth
Nude8 pics, 2 clips
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) • Georgina Spica
Nude7 pics, 4 clips
Pascali's Island (1988) • Lydia Neuman
Nude1 pic
Cause célèbre (1987) • Alma Rattenbury
Nude9 pics, 1 clip
Cal (1984) • Marcella
Nude2 pics, 2 clips
Excalibur (1981) • Morgana
Sexy3 pics, 1 clip
Hussy (1980) • Beaty
Nude8 pics, 3 clips
Caligula (1979) • Caesonia
Nude6 pics, 2 clips
Savage Messiah (1972) • Gosh Smith-Boyle
Nude6 pics, 3 clips
Age of Consent (1969) • Cora Ryan
Nude10 pics, 3 clips
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The breathtaking English lass left us stunned when she bared her God-given 32E's in Survival Island, and we've been waiting for a chance to see her topless again ever since.
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The Louvre Museum in Paris is home to countless works of beauty, including the Mona Lisa, Vermeer's The Lacemaker, and Michelangelo's Dying Slave.
And recently, two more works of art were very briefly added to the legendary collection— naked Charlotte Rampling and equally unattired Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman.
In this photoshoot for Paradise magazine by German fashion photographer Juergen Teller, the two ladies bare boobs and butt in front of some of the world’s great masterpieces, which you probably won’t even notice are in the picture.
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A man living on the edge of 39 whose dedication to seeing Anal Acrobats star Sasha Grey nude is equaled only by his wife’s tolerance of that dedication—the big dog of the MrSkin.com blog comments section, Dave.
Dave admirably summed up Mr Skin’s own feelings about celebrity nudity when he wrote in response to a post about Ricki Lake:
I would say I have this appreciation for all female nudity because I'm turning forty in six weeks, but I've felt this way for fifteen years or more. I've been exposed to (pun intended) a lot of nudity in my life, of an enormous variety of ages, shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and sagginesses, and I guess I'm just one of those hippie types that likes it all... Yeah, I'd rather see Helen Mirren in Savage Messiah than Helen Mirren in Calendar Girls, but I love watching both.
If that’s being a hippie, then call Mr Skin Wavy Gravy!
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Sun, Apr 19, 2009 @ 11:00am
Et Tu, Boobé?
You'll diddle while Rome burns. And it's one fire that's hot, hot, hot!
Mr Skin dives into the orgiastic Roman epic Caligula. With…
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Mr Skin's Daily Nudescast - January 15, 2009
Thu, Jan 15, 2009 @ 5:45pm
Get the inside skinny from Mr Skin, the world's #1 authority on celebrity nudity, direct from Skin Central.
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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of January 6, 2009.
moreNude Scene Guide
Movies
Shadowboxer (2005) … Rose
– 0:58:00 – bushFast flash of Mirren's muffaletta having sex with Cuba before he shoots her. Talk about popping one off! (23 seconds)
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (2003) … Karen Stone
– 1:03:00 – breasts, bushSurprisingly nice 58 year-old funbaggage and even a hint of granny curls as she watches her much younger lover sleep outside. (39 seconds)
Calendar Girls (2003) … Chris Harper
– 0:25:00 – breastsHelen pops her bra and asks, "can anyone see my nipples?" The answer is YES! And they're as pert as ever! (19 seconds)
The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999) … Ayn Rand
– 0:41:00 – breastsHelen's left melon comes a-jiggling into view as she gets enthusiastically plowed by a younger dude! (64 seconds)
Royal Deceit (1994) … Queen Geruth
– 0:13:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrief bush as Helen walks to the bath-house brandishing only a blanket. Swift, but sexy. (34 seconds)
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) … Georgina Spica
– 0:32:00 – breasts, bush, buttThis divine, delectable Dame doffs her duds to display left donut, duff, and fluffy muffy while engaging in some foreplay with her lucky man. (34 seconds)
– 0:57:00 – breastsHeavily-hootered Helen goes tits out and lets her man play with that pretty pair. (45 seconds)
– 1:11:00 – breasts, bush, buttMamnificent Mirren serves up her own meaty treats--full frontal and plump rump roast--as she's trapped in a meat locker with her man before they get sprayed down with a hose. (141 seconds)
Cause célèbre (1987) … Alma Rattenbury
– 0:27:00 – breasts, buttBrief balloons and buttocks in bed conversing with her bedmate. Boy, oh boy! (86 seconds)
Cal (1984) … Marcella
– 1:20:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrief bush, buns and right schnob as she disrobes for a dark sex scene in a damp, cold bedroom. (66 seconds)
Hussy (1980) … Beaty
– 0:21:00 – breastsCatch a peek at each of Helen's melons in turn as she mounts John Shea in the sack. (51 seconds)
– 0:30:00 – breasts, bushHelen and Shea get it on in this exceptionally hot sex scene. It's a bit on the dark side but she shows it all off. . . . full-frontal fun, fellers! (80 seconds)
– 0:30:00 – breasts, bushRub-a-dub-dub, Helen's hooters and muff in the tub. (9 seconds)
Caligula (1979) … Caesonia
– 1:16:00 – breasts, bush, buttDame Helen anoints us with her royal rumpage and frontal when she gets out of bed to chase down Caligula. (44 seconds)
– 1:19:00 – breastsIt's orgy time in ancient Rome, and Helen (in the middle) doffs her red robe and offers up her two-headed coins. (73 seconds)
Savage Messiah (1972) … Gosh Smith-Boyle
– 1:14:00 – breasts, bushA lithe, lovely and youthful Ms. Mirren parades through a mansion with her bountiful breasts and beautiful bush bared for a wonderfully long time. (84 seconds)
Age of Consent (1969) … Cora Ryan
– 0:45:00 – breasts, bushDame Helen gets caned by an old crone. Painful, but we see some frontal from the young and beautiful Ms. Mirren. (6 seconds)
– 0:52:00 – breasts, bush, buttMirren's man sketches her while she snorkels sans swimsuit. Boobs, bush, and a royal rump fit for a queen! (74 seconds)
– 1:18:00 – breasts, bush, buttOutstanding, thick-titted frontal and the most buoyant buns in England as Helen poses in the surf. (89 seconds)
