Every Picture Of Heidi Klum Nude Is A Keeper
Upon hearing that Heidi Klum was coming out with a book of topless and nude pictures of herself, my first thought was; “That’s a brilliant idea for a book.” My second thought was, “My god, that’s going to have to be the worlds longest book because I assume it will have more than 2000 pages of naked Heidi Klum pictures.”
Other than the fact I simply want to own a large coffee table book containing nothing but nude pictures of Heidi Klum, I also assume there is no such thing as a bad picture of Heidi Klum. We all know that photographers take hundreds, if not thousands, of photos. And if one takes thousands of photos of Heidi Klum’s boobs, every single one of them is a masterpiece. Though, if I know this, perhaps every photographer in the world also knows this so they only took one picture per location. Damn it. I wish there was some way we could keep photographers from knowing that a nude Heidi Klum is such an awesome and amazing sight that it’s always beautiful on the first try. Then again, once Heidi Klum arrived on set nude, the photographer would figure it out.
Oh well, I guess the book might not be over a thousand pages long after all. Heidi Klum looking amazing without any clothes on is common knowledge. Hey, don’t fret because, when you think about it, the page count doesn't really matter because all the pages will be filled with a nude Heidi Klum. Be it ten pages or ten thousand pages, any amount of nude Heidi Klum is pretty damn awesome.
