Heaven's Gate (1980)

Heaven's Gate (1980) is about the War of Johnson's County, which has nothing to do with the johnson that resides in the county of your pants. Rather, this is at a time when the cattlemen decided to wipe out immigrant settlers, with the government's approval, under the pretext of cattle theft. This anti-Western is a bleak and beautiful tale, but what will really get your bronco bucking is French tart Isabelle Huppert, who provides the real meat with a long, full-frontal streak into bed for a boobtacular sex scene. It's enough to make balls turn into tumbling tumbleweeds rolling out from zippers for a hoe down. If this is heaven's gate, imagine what heaven's like.