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Hardbodies (1984) Nude Scenes

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  • Rating: Great Nudity!
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Director: Mark Griffiths
  • Rated: R
  • Theatrical Release: May 11th, 1984
  • US DVD Release: August 18th, 2009
  • Country: USA

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What’s so funny about beavs, boobs, and buns? Director Mark Griffiths brings in the laughs when three middle-aged mooks conspire to stalk the titular hardbodies who pop up like signposts to sexual nirvana along the beaches of Southern California. Although the trio of lunks initially fails, to hilarious effect, in their attempts to score, a gaggle of gaga-making girlies are shown in all … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review

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Celeb Nudity Description Clips Pics
Julie Always as Photo Session Hardbody Nude breasts 1 3
Leslee Bremmer as Photo Session Hardbody Nude breasts 2 4
Darcy DeMoss as Dede Nude breasts 2 4
Jackie Easton as Girl in Dressing Room Nude breasts 1 3
Juli Lawrence as Nicki Nude breasts 1 2
Teal Roberts as Kristi Nude breasts 4 9
Cindy Silver as Kimberly Nude breasts 1 3
Kristi Somers as Michelle Nude breasts, bush, butt 2 7

Julie Always … Photo Session Hardbody

00:41:01

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Amidst a gaggle of unclothed gazongas, Julie, front and center, and Leslee, to her left, take off their dresses and cavort around topless. Knice! (45 seconds)

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Leslee Bremmer … Photo Session Hardbody

00:41:01

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Amidst a gaggle of unclothed gazongas, Julie, front and center, and Leslee, to her left, take off their dresses and cavort around topless. Knice! (45 seconds)

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00:02:40

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During the opening credits, Leslee's buoys bounce freely in the surf as her giggling girlfriends swipe her bikini top. (12 seconds)

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Darcy DeMoss … Dede

00:55:04

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Bare breasts in a back seat as she gets friendly with Artie Lange's ugly older brother. (31 seconds)

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00:56:05

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See Teal's chest-dunes as she gets it from a blonde dude in a sleeping bag on the beach; Darcy's mams while she gets auto-erotic with the (incredibly lucky) Artie-Lange-looking dude; and Kristi's nude knockerage as she bends down to give an old beach bum a surfside suck-off while he strums a guitar. (64 seconds)

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Jackie Easton … Girl in Dressing Room

00:27:43

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Crop-topped blonde Jackie doffs her top in the dressing room, going topless to reveal on hard body! She's flawless! (16 seconds)

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Juli Lawrence … Nicki

00:39:05

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Juli's sporting some sweet mashed potato tan-line teats in the mirror as she primps in the bathroom. (15 seconds)

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Teal Roberts … Kristi

00:02:58

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Teal shows her tan teats in bed after some sex with a surfer-dude. Hang TWO! (30 seconds)

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00:48:15

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Teal's the brunette who compares her bare bombers with topless blonde Cindy in a mirror. You BOTH have spectacular racks, girls! (36 seconds)

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00:56:05

breasts
See Teal's chest-dunes as she gets it from a blonde dude in a sleeping bag on the beach; Darcy's mams while she gets auto-erotic with the (incredibly lucky) Artie-Lange-looking dude; and Kristi's nude knockerage as she bends down to give an old beach bum a surfside suck-off while he strums a guitar. (64 seconds)

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01:23:48

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Teal doff her top and shows her dairy-balloons in a disco-themed bedroom with a horny dude. (10 seconds)

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Cindy Silver … Kimberly

00:48:15

breasts
Teal's the brunette who compares her bare bombers with topless blonde Cindy in a mirror. You BOTH have spectacular racks, girls! (36 seconds)

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Kristi Somers … Michelle

00:56:05

breasts
See Teal's chest-dunes as she gets it from a blonde dude in a sleeping bag on the beach; Darcy's mams while she gets auto-erotic with the (incredibly lucky) Artie-Lange-looking dude; and Kristi's nude knockerage as she bends down to give an old beach bum a surfside suck-off while he strums a guitar. (64 seconds)

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00:53:36

breasts, bush, butt
Tits, tail and frontal-tuft as she does nude tai-chi on the beach while a grizzled geezer plays guitar. Fantastic! (24 seconds)

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