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She's Talking, But I'm Just Seeing Cleavage

From an early age we all learn that if it sounds too good to be true, it’s probably false. Well, thank goodness I can’t hear a single word Sara Underwood is saying because she’s nude in a bubble bath, otherwise I could be in dangerof handing over my savings for… um… real estate? What is this dude selling?

Channeling her inner Margot Robbie, Sara Underwood is helping the luckiest dude on the planet out to talk about penny stocks or something, I really have no idea what they're attempting to sell me. I completely understand the principle that sex sells, but Sara Underwood is way too sexy for me to pay attention to anything else. If you really wanted Sara Underwood to explain some technical financial scheme, you would have done better to have her dressed in some sweatpants and oversized novelty t-shirt because that might be the only way any of us might hear anything. While I applaud this person for copying Margot Robbie, you really missed a chance to make your own mark and have Sara Underwood taking a super soapy shower outside, that’s about as Sara Underwood sexy as it gets.

Odds are whatever this person is selling isn’t really worth your time, but watching Sara Underwood in a bubble bath talk about… well, anything really, is totally time and money well spent.