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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

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A former television director known for his work on ABC's Wide World of Sports, in the eighties Andy Sidaris decided he'd become a film director and released a ton of straight to video "BBB films." No, not our triple B's, but "bullets, bombs and babes." Not as good, but not bad at all! The second one he made was Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987), an action flick featuring four former Playboy Playmates of the Month. Dona Speir, Playmate of the Month in March 1984 really stretches her acting muscles by adding an "n" to her name to play Donna, a DEA agent working in Hawaii. She's tasked with protecting Taryn, played by Miss July 1985 Hope Marie Carlton, a woman in witness protection. Touring the islands, the two stumble upon a shipment of diamonds belonging to a drug lord. They seize it, and he's seething mad about it. He's not going to let millions of dollars worth of jewels go, and those ladies aren't going to let him bully them into giving those dirty diamonds back, so soon enough it's a full scale faceoff between the baddies and the bad guys! A rousing and arousing meld of action, intrigue, and centerfold-quality skin, this adventure flick is replete with engaging special effects. But no effect is more special than when Sidaris uncovers the secret weapons hidden beneath the plainclothes blouses of his undercover crew of comely government operatives. The bad guys should know that the deck is stacked against them--way stacked! To see the jugs of Miss Julie Strain is a bit of a pain, since you need to look to the behind the scenes DVD extra where she shows the director her jumbo jugs. But all the other ladies show their bigums within the run time. Cynthia Brimhall changes from a dress to a shirt, which lets us see her huge hangers as she undresses. Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton go double double D's when the two busty blondes hang out topless in a Jacuzzi together. Talk about one HOT tub! The Playmate we'd like to mate with, Dona also flashes ass in bed with a man. But if you're into brunettes, Patty Duffek is da one to see, especially when she shows her premium pair to another woman in the locker room. That's the ticket, Patty! If you're into big hair, big bouncy boobs, and amorous but adventurous eighties ladies, nothing will get you hard like Hard Ticket to Hawaii!