450 years ago today, William Shakespeare was born, and though we're all familiar with that time he fell in love with Gwyneth Paltrow when she was pretending to be a dude, it's not as well known that his plays have been adapted into some skintastic movies over the years! Alas poor your-dick, it will be busy for the rest of the day with these bare wenches from Shakespeare's body of work!
Shakespeare's first tragedy*, Titus Andronicus, was written sometime around 1588, and was turned into the film Titus in 2000, where all the blood, gore, and nudity you could handle were added! Jessica Lange showed off her sensational snoobs in the film, making this his first titillating tragedy, to be sure! "Villain I have done thy mother!"
One of Shakespeare's most famous comedies, A Midsummer Night's Dream, has received no fewer than 10 film adaptations, but the 1968 version is the only one with a nude Judi Dench in the days before she became a Dame! "Masters, spread yourselves!"
Round about 1594, Shakespeare released one of his most famous tragedies, and a story that's been told a hundred times over, the tragedy of Romeo Juliet. Also made into a film in 1968, this time we're treated to the teats of Olivia Hussey! "O happy dagger!"
Staying in the world of the tragedies, 1599's Hamlet the Prince of Denmark is up next, and there were a couple flesh filled adaptations to choose from here, but we're partial to the phenomenal full frontal Ophelia portrayed by Kamilla Baar in the 2004 Polish version of Hamlet! "Lady, shall I lie in your lap?"
Five years later another tragedy, Othello, was released. The 1995 filmversion does have some nudity, though it's a bit hard to see, so we're turning to a 2005 German stage production that featured Jana Schulz as Desdemona, baring her beautiful boppers! "I took by th' throat the circumcised dog and smote him thus!"
Finally, it's the most excellent tragedy of Macbeth, first performed around 1606. In 1971, director Roman Polanski turned it into a bloody good film that features some brief nudity, but the 2006 Australian adaptation turns the trio of witches played by Miranda Nation, Chloe Armstrong, and Kate Bell into fully nude broomstick sitters! "Light thickens and the crow makes wing to the rooky wood!" 
Just make sure you clean up so you don't spend the rest of your day crying "Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"
*For the purposes of simplification, Shakespeare's tragedies are the ones that end with a death and his comedies end with a wedding
