Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)

It may have been released at the same time as Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), but Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013) is curiously not a production by The Asylum. It was definitely made in that same spirit, however, as it follows the titular teenagers (Molly C. Quinn and Michael Welch) on their quest to defeat an evil witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) who has been luring unsuspecting teens to her home with a special, and deadly, strain of marijuana.  The film is more focused on laughs than skin, so there isn't much to report on here, sadly. Molly C. Quinn does make her first appearance in the film looking sexy in a tiny pair of shorts, but she keeps covered up for the rest of the film. We do get some sensational cleavage from Bianca Saad as she unbuttons her top and pushes out her bra as she sits next to Lara Flynn Boyle, but she keeps that bra on, even when they share a sapphic smooch! Looks like Hansel & Gretel Get Baked isn't concerned with your stick and seed!