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H.O.T.S. (1979)

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With a title like H.O.T.S. (1979), you know you’re in for a sizzling time! This is especially the case when you get a gander at the stunner cast which includes Playboy Playmates Susan Kiger (January 1977), Pamela Jean Bryant (April 1978), and Sandy Johnson (June 1974) — all of whom flash their ravishing racks! The sex comedy also features Partridge Family (1970-1974) star Danny Bonaduce as Richie Walker; Miss USA of 1972 Lindsay Bloom as Melody Ragmore; and the nude movie debut of Lisa London. As O’Hara, the ingénue exposes her huge O’Hooters! If that’s not arousing enough, Cynthia (K.C. Winkler) shows off her sense of humor as well as her nude boobs. The plot (if that even matters) revolves around two rival sororities vying to see which is breast, erh, we mean best. As such, they engage in a wet T-shirt contest as well as a skydiving competition wherein Boom-Boom Bangs (Angela Aames) has her natural knockers hovering overhead. Not to be outdone, bare-chested Honey Shayne (Susan Lynn Kiger) scores during the R rated flick’s climactic strip football game. Suffice it to say, this gives new meaning to the term “shirts vs. skins!” In fact, when all of the topless teammates bend over for a juggy huddle, you may touch down to find a goalpost in your shorts! Add in the fabulous flesh on Sam (Kimberly Carson), and H.O.T.S. will have you heading for a cold shower. The movie was never released on Blu-ray which may explain Mr. Skin’s blue balls!