Graduation Day (1981)

All good stories have a moral, and the lesson learned in Graduation Day (1981) is that high school can be murder, unless you’re a stacked strumpet blessed with double helpings of nubile sex appeal and no compunctions of how you use it. Compact and packed package Linnea Quigley leads a cast of cinematic castoffs (which includes Wheel of Fortune vixen Vanna White) in a Troma teen-slasher toss-off that mixes buns, boobs and blood as one by one the members of a girls track team are dispatched to the great beyond. Luckily, skin footage of the dearly departed is left behind to console the surviving mourners.