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“If you are of the opinion that there are not enough days set aside to celebrate fictional vigilantes who dress up as flying creatures in order to tackle crime, then we agree with you,” declares Days of the Year. “Fortunately, there is one such date set aside every year – Batman Day.” And today’s the day!
“The purpose of Batman Day is to celebrate the anniversary of the character’s first ever appearance,” the site explains. This is its third year of international commemoration—having begun in 2014 to honor the 75th anniversary of the iconic character’s creation in 1939. “Are you the proud owner of a Batman fancy dress costume that rarely gets used?” Days of the Year concludes. “Why not find a way to celebrate Gotham City’s greatest detective?” And who better equipped than The Sleuth? Well, maybe her …
Recently, with the whole Cosplay {Costume Play at conventions} craze taking hold, hot chicks dressing up—and often undressing from—Batman attire has become something of a theme … and a meme:
That’s Dayton, Ohio’s trending goth girl Liz Vicious really “feeling it” (above right).
Other ‘Web Celebs’ who’ve flaunted the bat wings … and unleashed their hot things … include Cosplaying cutie Becca Clark—who, as her site describes: “strips off her black Batman t-shirt and tight jeans and shows off her perky tits and hot little body in her cute Batman panties.’
Though born on D Day (1989) in New Jersey, ’net nymph Catie Minx is similarly slim … and proudly “pan-sexual.” Studying for a bachelor’s degree in science, she says: “I am very shy at heart and usually prefer reading and gaming to parties and clubs. Sometimes it can take me awhile to open up completely.”
“Cosplay? Yeah, it’s a sex thing!” cat-like Catie purrs. “Costumes are hot!! I had an orgasm at my first Comic-Con!!!”
32AA-cup Reanna Mae hails from the home of Comic-Con, San Diego, and began “doing non-nude as Planet Reanna” before going topless on the teasing teen site Nothing But Panties. Now even those have flown away!
But lest you think that only slender, gender-bender brunettes dig Batman … here’s a D-cup duo that’s more than game:
Likewise 19-year-old Louisa May, who proclaims: “I love dressing up in my favorite Batman t-shirt and doing loads of naughty horny role-plays, both on my own and with my big bosom buddies. I hope you like big tits as I am very proud of mine and just love showing them off!”
Louisa May is proud that hers “are all natural, grown by me,” though 32C Salina Ford can’t make that claim. She can, however, claim the title of Miss Exotica Chicago—home to Mr. Skin—and has been called on FreeOnes forum: “The most beautiful girl on the ’net.” Wrote one fan: “Salina Ford shows her love of Batman with a tank top and panties that celebrate the character and a striptease meant to drive you wild with lust. Naked pictures of her big tits are amazing as always.”
Yet it’s super slim catwoman Kei who makes aroused Adam West cover his codpiece!
Which brings up the oft-discussed sexuality of the tit•ular hero. For while a popular sexy singlet proclaims a love for men who are “Tall, Dark and Batman”—we prefer ladies who levitate, like Kayden Kross:
Many, however, believe Batman prefers Robin! “Is Batman gay?” the Comics Bulletin website polled (or poled?) its staff. And in his autobiography Boy Wonder: My Life in Tights,” actor Burt Ward—who played Robin on the 1960s television series (below)—writes that “the relationship could be interpreted as a sexual one, with the show’s double entendres and lavish camp also offering ambiguous interpretation.”
Sleuth has compiled a few lines of actual dialogue: “The opposite of a girl is a boy!” (uttered by Robin) … “An older head can’t be put on younger shoulders” (Batman to Robin) … “Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we blow it!!” (Robin) … “Even crime-fighters must eat, Robin. And especially you. You’re a growing boy” (Batman) … “Holy tea bags, Batman!” (Robin) … and the immortal “Both hands on the Bat-rope, Robin!” as Batman puts his bulging belt to good utility from behind.
No (boy) wonder that Batman had to remind his (burt) ward: “Remember Robin, always look both ways.”
It’s not for nothing that The Ambiguously Gay Duo—a clever cartoon parody that began recurring on SaturdayNight Live in 1996—featured “many similarities to Batman,” in the words of Wikipedia, “not least the animated title sequence of the 1960s TV series.”
Though, Wiki adds, “Non-heterosexual characters in Batman are mostly women—several characters have been portrayed as lesbian or bisexual in the recent history of the franchise, particularly in the strips.”
“In 2006, DC Comics drew widespread media attention by announcing a new, lesbian incarnation of the well-known character Batwoman, even while openly lesbian characters such as Gotham City police officer ReneeMontoya, police captain Maggie Sawyer and Catwoman’s protégée Holly Robinson already existed in the Batman books.”
“In early 2015, Catwoman (Selina Kyle, played by Anne Hathaway in the film) was confirmed to be bisexual in Catwoman issue #39, in which she kissed her replacement as Catwoman, Eiko (enacted, below right).
Shortly after, Wikipedia concludes: “The Joker’s sidekick Harley Quinn was also revealed to be bisexual by the DC Comics official Twitter account in June 2015. She is in a relationship ‘without monogamy’ with longtime partner in crime, supervillain Poison Ivy (above left).
With all this same-sex swapping, it’s hardly a surprise that Robin exclaimed to his mentor 50 years ago on the TV show: “Holy nine months of trouble, Batman!”
Still, the franchise has given birth to myriad merchandise—particularly in the undergarment area—giving new meaning to the show’s catchphrases, the ‘Bat Holster’ and ‘Bat Cave’:
Taking it from the top, TV Batgirl Yvonne Craig’s signature high beam ‘headlights’ (below left) could have inspired the logo ‘lung lingerie’ that’s proving popular today.
While these crotch-emblazoned undies might have saved this ‘Gaped Crusader’ from a camel toe of cartoon proportions!
Legendary tease Next Door Nikki always manages to keep covered … yet her ‘Bat Cave’ was clearly defined in these yellow panties of neon that we key on:
And even if basic black can obscure that ‘crack,’ this fan’s forgotten to cover her glands.
These sexy selfies stick to the same focus…
… even as pierced, tatted Asha from God’s Girls—goth isn’t far from Gotham—leaves nothing to the imagination.
Nor does porn. Former Penthouse Pet of the Year Lexi Belle—born Jessica Macomber 29 years ago in Independence, Louisiana—embodied purple passion as Batgirl in the smash 2010 parody Batman XXX, which won 7 AVN Awards {the industry’s equivalent of the Oscar} and was the best-selling and renting title of the year!
“Tantalizing, Terrific and packed full of Tits!” read one review. “Batman, Robin and Batgirl fight and fuck enemies Catwoman, The Riddler and The Joker in hardcore action! This porn is guaranteed to make you go BAM.”
“Holy Frickin’ Shit, Batman!” exclaimed CoolestPornReviews.com. “Our drugged hero is forced to get naked for Alexis Texas’ pleasure.”
She portrays The Riddler’s ass•istant Molly {played by Jill St. John on the show}, and “you already know that Alexis {aka Thea Alexis Samper from Brownwood, Texas} has an amazing booty that bounces nicely when riding a guy. She takes the best positions to share her ass•et with us: Reverse Cowgirl and Doggy” (below left and right).
Batman is played by veteran stud Dale DaBone (44-year-old Dale Newton Rutter from Greensboro, NC), who secretly dated rebellious tennis prodigy Jennifer Capriati from 2003 to 2009! As reported: “On June 27, 2010, upon hearing that Dale was getting back into porn and had just signed up for Batman: A XXX Parody, Capriati swallowed a handful of pills to end her life, but survived the suicide attempt” and then entered rehab. Just where DaBone entered her is evident below:
“I laughed when Robin asks ‘Holy Threesome Batman?,’ Coolest Porn Reviews concludes, “and yeah, we have a 3-way with Batman, Catwoman and Robin.” Note the foreskin foreshadowing as Ward and West discuss the session in pouched terms:
Adds PornCorporation.com: “Tori Black stars as Catwoman. This pussy is hungry and she is not leaving without a fight unless Batman and his trusty sidekick Robin hand over their cocks and please her catty needs.” We need to END this for now …
Stay tuned for Part 2 as Celebs Celebrate Batman Day … coming this afternoon!
