Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1962)

Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1963)—get it? Of course, you do. This “nudie cuties” was considered the first nude musical and was filmed in “Buffcolor” and “Seemorescope”—get it? Directed by goremeister Herschell Gordon Lewis, it takes place at a nudist camp where Allison Louise Downe’s behind was just right, as the fairy tale goes, and as tails go, this is no folk story. She’s seen from behind wearing only a pair of pale high heel shoes and some panties that are more off than on, and you’ll get off. We also get to see her pointy pair, again from behind, but it’s really more of a three-quarter view. Then she turns around and we have a good view of her nipple-capped hills. Later she’s riding bare back on a lucky horse with another nudist. We don’t remember that from the story, but who cares?