At the Golden Globes last night, Hollywood must have finally figured out what Mr. Skin has been screaming at the top of his lungs for over a decade: Movies must always be about nudity and girl-on-girl sex.

If you're not going to put boobs in your movies, then go produce stage shows in Branson, Missouri.

The Kids Are All Right beat out the competition for Best Musical or Comedy (including the supremely disappointing Burlesque) because it's full of naked knockerage and MILFtastic lesbian coupling.

Likewise, Annette Benning won Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy because she appeared in a movie with naked chicks and made out with Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman won Best Actress in a Drama for making out with Mila Kunis and in the hopes that it would encourage her to do more nudity in the future.

It even bleeds over into the Best Actor awards. Why do you think Paul Giamatti won for Barney's Version? Because it has T&A.

It's simple, Highly-Weird. If you want the Golden Globes, you'd better be showing us some.