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Going Places

Going Places (1974)

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It takes a lot to shock the French, so when Mr. Skin heard that there was tons of controversy about a Gerard Depardieu movie called Going Places (1974), you knew he was going to track it down. Originally titled "Les Valseuses" which is apparently British slang for a dude's nuts, the film follows a pair of aimless thugs named Jean-Claude (Gerard Depardieu) and Pierrot (Patrick Dewarer). Bitter and brawny, depending mostly on their fancy and fists to get by, these twins in terribleness steal cars, offer money to a nursing mom for a taste of her teat, double team a frigid virgin, and use one another as lovers when no other skin is within arm's reach. Soon a monkey wrench is thrown into their mayhem when the marvy-mammed Marie-Ange (Miou-Miou), a jaded, juiced-up loosey goosey recently released from prison, turns their gruesome twosome into a gleeful threesome. Going everywhere, doing everything, they all end up nowhere in the end. Novelist Bertrand Blier adapted his novel about two blights on human civilization into this one both as the writer and director, though he'd go on to bigger and better things when he won the "Best Foreign Language Film" Oscar for Get Out Your Handkerchiefs (1978). We think you should get out your jag rag to best enjoy the trio of sexy women who flash in this flick. Brigitte Fossey is the milking mama the fellas get a suckle of. Can't blame them for being jealous of the baby after seeing those bubbas! Hubba hubba. Those things had us going gaga thinking about goo gooing all over them! Isabelle Huppert flashes her titty and kitty when a picnic turns into an occasion for getting dick. But it's Miou-Miou who'll make you spew spew seeing her suck sacks! She's constantly naked, showing all three B's in a bunch of different situations including going for a naked swim and getting double teamed by the pair of jerks. One Miou for each of you! Viewers might have been shocked these dudes didn't get their comeuppance, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't get it up to the hotties in Going Places!