We've got even more sexy naked stars to peel your banana, so devolve with Mr. Skin and his database of ape clips now!
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the newest movie in the Planet of the Apes franchise, hits theaters worldwide this weekend. And although PETA loved it, there's nothing for nudity lovers to go ape over in this skinless sci-fi flick.
The original had Linda Harrison in that weird mud-and-leaves bikini at least- why no nudes in this installment? Probably because it's supposed to be "serious" and have a "message" about mistreating animals. Pssssh. But there's no need to be a sad monkey, because Mr. Skin's got some fur-flying nudes that'll really peel your banana:
Bo Derek really woke the beast inside Mr. Skin with Tarzan the Ape Man (1981), where the incomparable Ms. Derek spends most of the film either completely nude or topless and covered with body paint. Just don't ask him to do his Tarzan yell.
That same year, Jenny Neumann starred in Mistress of the Apes (1981), about a sexy anthropologist who joins up with a lost tribe of ape-men for wild group sex and ape-baby breastfeeding scenes. We knew we should have changed majors sophomore year! 
It's probably no co-skin-cidence that a mere year after the 2001 Planet of the Apes reboot, Jenny Wallace found herself mounting a silverback in Babes in Kongland (2002). 
Also in 2002, Darian Cane did what any reasonable softcore starlet would do if she found herself trapped in a cage with Misty Mundae- lez out, of course! And that's just the beginning of the muff-munching delights of Play-Mate of the Apes (2002). 
And although it looks relatively tame today, in 1968, Noriela Noel's full frontal skin shot in Night of the Bloody Apes was the absolute king gorilla of shock skinema.
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