Glitter (2001)

Glitter (2001) promised a full-screen, hopefully fully nude Mariah Carey, who plays a young singer who dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, which complicates their relationship as she ascends to super-stardom. Okay, we’ll admit, the idea of a nude Mariah was arousing, but the reality of her going all Madonna on our ass was unlikely. And, sadly, she doesn’t. While she always looks hot, and wears outfits that accentuate her natural hotness, there is no nudity from her or any one else. It’s campy without the carnal foundation at the bottom to hold the whole structure erect. Speaking of bottoms, though, Mariah does flash a bit of her bottom when spinning around on stage. That will get you erect.