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New Nudes are Big News!

“Even the greatest art works can be revitalized by new technologies,” writes Ben Greenman in the latest issue of The New Yorker.

And he’s not talking about the restoration of the Sistine Chapel.

Rather, he’s referring to the painstaking work that goes on everyday at the skinlabs here at MrSkin.com. Namely, checking to see if Heather Graham’s naked butt is visible in the newly released Blu-ray version of James Toback’s Two Girls and a Guy.

Since movies began appearing in the high-definition Blu-ray format in June of 2006, Mr. Skin’s technicians haven been re-watching every available movie to see if anything has changed in terms of nudity.

The results have been more than surprising. In fact, they’re downright skintastic, as the Huffington Post reports.

Read more after the jump.

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of June 9, 2009.

As We Count Down to the 81st Annual Academy Awards on February 22nd, Mr Skin Pays Tribute to the Twenty Actresses Who Took Home Oscar Gold for Films in Which They Flashed Flesh

Jessica Lange may not get as much attention as, say, Meryl Streep or Glenn Close, but there's no denying that the lady has acting chops—and she's got a mighty set of pork chops on her chest to boot. Jess has been nominated for a whopping six Oscars and taken home two. The first was for her supporting turn in Tootsie, and while she was supremely sexy in that comedy classic, she didn't whip out her Tootsie rolls for the camera. Her Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role came courtesy of Blue Sky. And while the movie is somewhat forgotten a decade and a half later, Jessica's powerhouse performance will still give you a powerful kick in the pants.

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.

The Star of the Uschi Obermaier Biopic Eight Miles High Talks to Us About Movies, Nudity, and Sexual Freedom!

Eight Miles High recounts the amazing true-life story of ’60s-era actress, model, and sexual-revolution icon Uschi Obermaier.

To portray such a vividly larger-than-lust character, the makers of Eight Miles High had to scour the globe in search of a radiant talent who could do justice in the part of Uschi.

They found her in the flawless form of Polish beauty Natalia Avelon.

With Eight Miles High opening in Chicago on August 22, Natalia chatted with Mr. Skin about the film, her experiences, and what it’s like to be exposed before the eyes of the world.

The Book of 'Bert': High-Class Stars with Some High-Class 'Stache (Triad Publishing) is an indispensable guide to the glorious days when the main measure of macho was the unshaven terrain between a man's nostrils and piehole. It even features a foreword by ultimate '80s mustache hero Jon Oates.