Gisele Bundchen Sexy

Here it is- the Big O news you've been so patient for...

Turn your head and cough: it's a tribute to the naughty nurse. (Holy Taco)

Elizabeth Hurley's iconic, cleave-a-licious, barely-there safety-pin dress voted the sexiest of all time. Hugh better believe it. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Pink claims she's totally straight . . . most of the time. (Daily Stab)

Mel "Scary Spice" Brown models lingerie. A-zig-a-zig-ohhhhhhhhhh! (The Superficial)

Kendra Wilkinson is out of Hef's life but hotter than ever. And having lots of webcam sex with her new dude. (Celebitchy)

Carmen Electra makes us sweat her in a sweater. (Hollywood Tuna)

Her sheer sexiness makes us shrieky: it's the 10 hottest Emmanuelle Chriqui vids. (Unibrow)

Gisele Bundchen becomes a video vixen. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey Big O- Who's in YOUR Top 10?

It started out as just an conversation among friends. Elisha Cuthbert or Scarlett Johansson? Gisele Bundchen or Marisa Miller? The "To-Do" list first circulated through the guys; who's hot, who's too old, who's a "Classic Beauty" and doable for all time, who's not old enough yet (or "The Untouchables"), and of course who's name will never come close to gracing the list. I have a basic rule- If they don't make you drool, they don't make the list.

Twelve Months of Half-Naked Gisele! Tom Brady is One Disgustingly Lucky Jerk

Ball-handler Tom Brady will be celebrating a very, very happy birthday on August 3. His girlfriend, the vision of bronzed Brazilian perfection known as Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bundchen, is planning to present the Patriot with a full year of her in as little clothing as possible.

Click past the cut and score a touchdown by learning more about almost-nude Gisele.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Bar Rafaeli Displays a Perfectly Spikable Set of Volleyballs in Bikini Pics

That Leonardo DiCaprio sure knows how to pick 'em. First he got to bask in the leggy lusciousness that is Gisele Bundchen, then he moved on to Israeli eyeful Bar Rafaeli. Coincidence: Both are super-stacked supermodels. Just one of the perks of starring in the (for now) highest-grossing movie of all time. Thanks to Bar's titanic tits, Mr. Skin's hard-on will grow on!

For more pics of Bar's Jerusal-mams, visit The Superficial.

Your Nightly Nudes and Sexy Celebrity Round-Up

Giselle Bundchen's butt (look to the left) is so hot no pants can contain its Brazilian abundance.

DEVELOPING: Is this a Suzanne Somers vagina flash?

Uma Thurman might not pregnant, but she's just as hot as if she were.

Paris Hilton might not be pregnant, but she's still hot anyway.

Is Anna Faris stepping in (deep) where Kendra Wilksinon just stepped off?

Tit-tit-cheeri-ho! Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder: The Page 3 Girls' Mighty Foursome.

Jessica and Ashlee: Stacked Simpson sisters sunbathe side-by-side.

Supermodel and Maxim cover girl Marissa Miller nude, nude,nude.

The half-Thai, all big hootered sex goddess, Tera Patrick (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3), is at the top of her porno game at the present with a skinpire that is as wide as the smiles on the faces of all who see her naked. Tera is one of porn's top (and nearly always topless) stars. She's won a plethora of awards, from AVN's Best New Starlet to Genesis magazine's Porn Star of the Year. VH1 named her one of the "Top Hottest Rock Star Girlfriends & Wives"-she is married to Biohazard singer/bassist/lucky bastard Evan "Spyder Jonez" Seinfeld-and she's been a runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year.