Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)

If all ghosts looked like the stunning specter in Fred Olen Ray’s delightfully tasteless musical comedy Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006), there would be no reason to fear the living dead-sexy. The action kicks off when B movie starlet Muffin Baker (Christine Nguyen) leaves the set of her latest picture to attend the funeral of her newly departed uncle. As it turns out, Muffin is the unlikely recipient of her late releative’s posthumous generosity. This causes her lawyer and his sinister daughter to hatch a scheme to swipe the loot. But because Muffin gets a lift from a benevolent and hauntingly hot apparition (Nicole Sheridan), the situation is far less dire than expected. In fact, it becomes downright desirable when Ms. Sheridan reveals her rack, be-thonged buns and 69 skills with the naked Ms. Nguyen. Needless to say, their ghoul-on-girl action will raise more than just your spirits! If that’s not erotic enough, Christine’s three Bs can be seen just two minutes into the movie! At the risk of repetition, foxy Fuscia (Michelle Lay) bares her breasts, bum and bush at the 29-minute mark. Not to be outdone, the alluring Evilyn (Rebecca Love) shows off her 34DD-24-34 measurements as she sits on the lap of some chap. Did we mention the curvaceous babe is naked? The movie also includes Alexandre Boisvert, Brad Bartram, Eric Spudic, Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Ted Newsom, and the real nude boobs on Syren. As Madame Zola, she puts the super naturals into this super natural flick!