Based on the perennially popular line of action figures, the 2009 summer action flick G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) stars Dennis Quaid, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Ray Park, and Rachel Nichols as members of an elite army squad who must defeat the evil terrorist paramilitary organization Cobra, led by Destro (Christopher Eccleston) and sexy villainess The Baroness (Sienna Miller). There’s no skin here, but we do get to