The French comedy Fucking Fernand (1987) tells the story of Andre (Jean Yanne) and Fernand (Thierry Lhermitte), a criminal and a blind man escaping a bombing raid. While Andre is trying to get rid of his blind companion, unhappy virgin Fernand is desperately trying to convince his pal to find him a woman to poke his penis into. We get skin from Gallic … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review