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We'd like to (sk)introduce you to some funny friends this week on DVD and Blu-ray- and not only are they hilarious, they also take their clothes off (or at least their body doubles do). Make room on the couch for Bianca Kajlich, who makes her nude debut in 30 Minutes or Less (2011), Chelan Simmons and Alexia Rasmussen, who both bare boobs in Tucker Dale Vs. Evil (2009) and Our Idiot Brother (2011), and of course Mila Kunis' (body double's) shapely seat meat in Friends with Benefits (2011). Rounding out the guest list is the fantastically nude Showtime series Look, featuring Claudia Christian and Sharon Hinnendael nude.

In other DVD nudes, travel through time with the junk in Miranda July's trunk in The Future (2011) and the red-hot real-sex action of Now Later (2009), nude on Blu-ray:

A pizza guy gets an exceptionally shitty tip in 30 Minutes or Less (2011). Petty criminals Travis (Nick Swardson) and Dwayne (Danny McBride) want to hire a hitman to kill their asshole ex-Marine dad, and they need cash fast. Rather than hitting up a loan shark, they kidnap pizza delivery guy Nick (Jesse Eisenberg), strap a bomb to his chest, and tell him that if he doesn’t rob a bank within 24 hours, they’ll blow him to kingdom come. But can this minimum-wage stoner and his goofy best friend Chet (Aziz Ansari) even pull off the heist? Bianca Kajlich (Rules of Engagement) shows us the rules of SKINgagement when she detonates her bra and bares her pair while giving a lap dance. With a rack like that, you’ll only need 30 seconds..maybe less.simmons dvd

Tucker Dale vs. Evil (2009) is a killer redneck flick with a twist- the story is told from the perspective of Tucker and Dale, two bumbling good ol’ boys who just bought a vacation cabin deep in the swampy wilderness. When a group of clean-cut college campers invade their woods and start dying in bloody, vicious, self-inflicted ways, will Tucker and Dale take the heat? Before the campy carnage there’s the curvy cuties in the form of Chelan Simmons and Katrina Bowden. When the kids disrobe for a nighttime swim, Chelan loses her top Katrina strips down to her skivvies. Forget your neck- the reddest thing about you will be your palms!

Paul Rudd is the titular teahead in Our Idiot Brother (2011). After Ned (Rudd) gets sent to the slammer for selling weed to a uniformed cop, he is dumped by his hippie girlfriend go live in New York City with his three uptight sisters- confused lesbian Natalie (Zooey Deschanel) “perfect mother” Liz (Emily Mortimer), and driven reporter Miranda (Elizabeth Banks). Emily gives her hubby a peek under her towel, rasmussen dvdand Zooey gets up to all sorts of underwear-clad, lesbian-makeout mischief with Rashida Jones, but it’s Alexia Rasmussen who really gets us high in this picture. Alexia bares the dank buds on her chest in bed with Paul Rudd before another dude crawls into bed and spoils the fun. What an idiot!

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are Friends with Benefits (2011). In this raunchy R-rated comedy, Dylan (Timberlake) and Jamie (Kunis) both swear off dating after a string of bad relationships. Looking for another way to get their nookie needs met, they vow to simply use each other for sex and not let emotions get involved. But after realizing they’re compatible both as best friends and as fuck buddies, Jamie and Dylan struggle to deny their growing feelings for each other. Speaking of growing feelings, Mila Kunis doesn’t show her poon-is, but she wears just bra and panties throughout much of the film, and even gives us a glimpse of side boob riding Justin's Timberlake. We do get a seat meat shot 38 minutes in, but(t) Mila has admitted it’s a double. How about for the sequel, we see Minge with Bene-tits?

A surveillance society constantly under watch by security cameras in parking lots, dressing rooms, convenience stores, and traffic lights is the subject of the 2010 TV series Look, created by Adam Rifkin and based on his skin-filled 2007 movie of of the same name. The series in on Showtime, the network that hinnendael dvdbrought you The L Word and Californication, two shows that consistently delivered the goods. And sure enough, amidst all the interlocking storylines recorded by hidden cameras, we get to see nudity from babes like Claudia Christian and Sharon Hinnendael, who plays a teenage party girl with knack for nudity. Now that's something that's definitely worth a look. Or two. Or twelve.

Ever wonder what the cat thinks of you and your girlfriend? Well, you can find out when you gaze into The Future (2011). When Sophie (Miranda July) and Jason (Hamish Linklater) adopt a cat named Paw-Paw (who narrates the film), the vet tells them she has five years left to live. This triggers the realization that in five years, both Sophie and Jason will be 40, leading to a collective existential crisis. The course of time and space is literally altered, and their relationship is put to the ultimate test, as these frustrated artists scramble to accomplish their goals before it’s “too late.” You can see the future in Miranda’s butt when she lifts up her skirt to entice a guy 43 minutes in. Will you be stroking your Magic 8 Ball? Signs point to yes.

solanis dvdYou know what most intellectual diatribes on American imperialism are missing? Scorching-hot scenes of full nudity. This isn’t the case with Now Later (2011), which gets the blood pumping in your dick and your brain at the same time. The story starts with Bill (James Wortham), a former banker now facing indictment for fraud. Skipping bail, Bill seeks shelter with Angela (Shari Solanis), an immigrant living on the margins of society. Over a long, hot weekend, Angela teaches Bill about the error of his ways in between sweaty sex sessions. We are there for the most skintimate moments of Bill Angela’s lost weekend, with five mind-blowing scenes of real sex including a blow job, doggy style penetration, anal sex, and Shair rubbing herself down there. The fifth scene includes a MMF threesome so if you’re scared of one-eyed monsters, you might need to fast forward. Still, you’ll be hard now- and later- with Now Later!

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin Blog!