Girls in
Friday the 13th Part VII (1988)

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Deadgirl (2009)
STUDIO: Dark Sky
NUDE: Jenny Spain (breasts, butt) (Picture)
Horny high schoolers J.T. (Noah Segan) and Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) discover a chained, naked, and evidently undead woman (Jenny Spain) in an abandoned mental asylum and decide to take advantage of the situation in the unique horror flick Deadgirl (2008). After J.T. bangs her, to Rickie’s horror, he starts inviting his friends over for gang bangs. The dead girl’s naked boobs, butt, and bush are featured prominently, so don’t be surprised if you get rigor mortis in your pants.

TJI Friday

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula. I know a laid a heavy trip on you last week with my long-winded discourse on the ancient Indo-European roots of modern rape-revenge flicks, but since the Last House on the Left remake still isn’t out, this week I’m turning once again to Friday the 13th, a subject on which I always have something to say.

The reboot has been on my mind again this week as I perused the new photos of Willa Ford and Julianna Guill online and noticed that there’s yet another Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) coming up in a few weeks, which I haven’t decided yet how to acknowledge.

According to movie industry blog Risky Business, New Line and Platinum Dunes are moving forward on a sequel to the Friday the 13th reboot, which will also be scripted by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and could be out by the second half of next year.

I have already gotten over my earlier discomfort with bringing in a hockey-masked Jason Voorhees into a movie called Friday the 13th, but I’ve made my peace with that.

Reportedly, Shannon and Swift, who looked to the first four movies for inspiration, are going off on their own at this point, (perhaps wisely) disregarding the Tommy Jarvis story arc that picked up in A New Beginning and completely avoiding any telekinetic teenagers or forays into New York City.

Read more after the bite.

Count Rack Assesses the Reboot

Welcome back, my friends to Castle Rackula. This week, I’ll be reviewing the new Friday the 13th remake, paying special attention (as always) to the female nudity therein.

Since this is a “reboot” and not a remake, I’ll forgive the inclusion of the adult Jason Voorhees (who, as everyone knows, didn’t appear until Friday the 13th Part 2) and his hockey mask (which came in Friday the 13th Part III, recently released in 3D special edition DVD).

Fans will also recognize that this is only the fourth film in the franchise to be released on an actual Friday the 13th, following Friday the 13th Part III on August 13 1982, Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood on May 13 1988, and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday on August 13, 1993.

Read the full review after the bite.

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula and thanks to all of you who are following on Twitter. Sorry I don’t update more often, but these Internet trice are hard for a 1200-year-old dog like me to learn

The Christmas Season marches on, even her in Mamsylvania, and as promised, this week’s column will be dedicated to the sequels of the classic Santa slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night.

So put on a yule log. heat up some eggnog and prepare to jingle some bells.

Read more after the bite.