Frat House Massacre (2008)

Pop your collars and bust out the beer bongs, because it’s time for a Frat House Massacre (2008). In this gory throwback to the classic slasher flicks of the 1970’s and ‘80s, the Delta Iota Epsilon fraternity (DIE, get it?) seems like your typical frat: they throw wild keg parties, terrorize pledges, pull pantsless pranks, and seem oblivious to the rampant homoeroticism of it all. But when an especially mean-spirited prank goes awry, something sinister begins stalking the hallowed halls of this Greek organization. This year, pledge week is going to be downright deadly. You’ll feel like you just took a double shot of Jager when you see randy redhead Tiffany Arnold in her underwear 44 minutes in, but it’s Nikki Rubin, as the girlfriend of alpha jock Mark (Jon Fleming), who will really flip your Solo cup. Nikki bares coed cans in her dorm room 9 minutes in, and you’ll be polishing your paddle as Nikki shows FFN getting orally serviced at the 19 minute mark. By the time this brunette babe shows snookers and seat meat a third time 24 minutes in, you’ll be graduating Summa Cum Loudly.