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Shame On You For Not Being Nude

For a moment, a brief wonderful moment I thought that maybe, just maybe Jill Wagner was vacationing topless. But alas, those dreams were quickly crushed upon closer inspection. Jill Wagner is, in fact, wearing a flesh colored one-piece bathing. Still hot, just not as hot as Jill Wagner wearing her birthday suit.

Though I have to give Jill Wagner props, there aren't many out there who can pull off flesh-colored anything, much less a bathing suit. I'm sure it's helped by her incredible cleavage and the nice pokies she is rocking. And I feel like I have to ask about the John Deer hat, though. Are people still wearing those to be ironic or does Jill Wagner actually like tractors? Honestly, I'm kind of hoping she's into large farming equipment.

Hey, that's a great idea for a new television show, Jill Wagner on the farm! She could be in this bathing suit or a flannel shirt tied just below her breasts or overalls with nothing on underneath! Sure, they could add a plot to the show as well, but does that really matter? After all, wouldn't the point of the show be to show off Jill Wagner being sexy on a farm?