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No big nude releases on DVD this week, but horror fans will find something to scream about on Blu-ray, as Final Destination 2 (2003), Final Destination 3 (2006), and the sick, twisted flick Deadgirl (2009) get the digital treatment. It's also a good week for fans of TV cheesecake, as biker babes, deadly ass-assins, and teenage vampires hit DVD and Blu-ray courtesy of Sons of Anarchy, Season 3, Nikita, Season 1, and The Vampire Diaries, Season 2.

Also streetwalkin' onto DVD are Viva Bianca and Hanna Mangan Lawrence, playing hookers in peril in the Aussie thriller X (2011):

munroe dvdThe only survivor of the bloody events that killed all her friends mysteriously in Final Destination (2000), Clear Rivers (Ali Larter) is secluded in an institution as the horror sequel Final Destination 2 (2003) opens. But her peace and quiet are disturbed when she receives a visit from Kimberly Corman (A.J. Cook), a young woman whose vision of a cataclysmic car crash that she and her friends escaped leads her to believe that all of their lives are in danger. While Ali and A.J. stay clothed here, busty blonde biker babe Odessa Munroe provides the film’s skin when she flashes a moving car on a highway. Nice headlights!

Made in 3-D, which makes one really want to reach out and grab the ample skin on display, Final Destination 3 (2006) is the third and arguably the best in the scare series. The story is basically the same, with a premonition of death on a rollercoaster saving a group of students. But Death never takes a holiday and comes looking to redeem the lives owed him. The deaths are greatcreative and satisfying for both horror fans and nudity fans- even though Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons get fried in the tanning salon, they show their boobs. Thankfully, this isn’t the final Final Destination.

Horny high schoolers J.T. (Noah Segan) and Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) discover a chained, naked, and spain dvdevidently undead woman (Jenny Spain) in an abandoned mental asylum and decide to take advantage of the situation in the unique horror flick Deadgirl (2009). After J.T. bangs her, to Rickie’s horror, he starts inviting his friends over for gang bangs. The dead girl’s naked boobs, butt, and bush are featured prominently, so don’t be surprised if you get rigor mortis in your pants.

Much like the Guardian Angels in New York City in the 1980s, the Sons of Anarchy preside over their town, keeping scofflaws at bay. Meth is taking over the city of Charming, California, and the motorcycle-straddling Sons will do anything in their power to break up the trafficking rings. Balancing out all those hairy dudes on bikes are some of the sexiest biker babes on the boob tube: Drea de Matteo, Sherrie Rose, and Katey Sagal, who uses her chesty charms to turn the key and really rev viewers’ engines.

q dvdAsian eyeful Maggie Q plays the titular bad-girl-turned-covert-assassin-turned-revenge-driven-outlaw in Nikita, another update of the 1990 French flick La Femme Nikita. Rounding out this babe-alicious cast are Melinda Clarke, Lyndsy Fonseca, and Tiffany Hines. Too bad nobody gets naked-a!

Nina Dobrev is Elena Gilbert, a high-school girl caught in a love triangle with bloodsucking brothers Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) in the CW’s teen vampire drama The Vampire Diaries. There’s no skin, but we do get to see Nina, Candice Accola and Dawn Olivieri in their bras. That doesn’t suck.

A jaded call girl tries to survive her last night on the job in X (2011). Spartacus: Blood and Sand babe Viva Bianca stars as Holly Rowe, a prostitute who’s grown tired of "the lifestyle". For her last ass-ignment, she’s paired up with neophyte Shay Ryan (Hanna Mangan Lawrence), a teenage runaway desperate to make a buck. But when their gig takes a dangerous turn, these unhappy hookers aren’t just trying to make it through their shift, they’re trying to make it out alive. Your crotch will spring to life 7 minutes in when Viva bares petite teats inspecting herself in a mirror. Hanna is also fearless in her nude debut, baring boobs twice on the job. X marks the spot for an x-citing x-cursion into nude x-stasy!

CU Next Week, Skin Fans, for the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here on the Mr. Skin Blog!