Fifteen

Like a poor man’s DeGrassi Junior High, Fifteen was a teen soap opera that threw itself into the usual long list of ‘issues’ (drinking, sex, bullying, blah blah) and drove home its message with performances that could best be described as stinky and scripts that could be best described as non-scripts. In fact, this show was so awful that it made Saved By The Bell look like an intellectual outing. In fact, it was so inept that when it was shown to a tribe of pygmies in deepest Africa, the entire tribe died of nausea. The one saving grace of the series was the lovely Laura Harris. Vancouver’s own blonde coquette has cavorted sans clothes in numerous feature films, such as Best Wishes Mason Chadwick and The Faculty, but it’s in Habitat that the best of Laura is seen. Thankfully (at least from a legal standpoint) Harris kept her clothes on for the entire run of Fifteen.