Fatal Instinct (1993)

Fatal Instinct (1993) is a spoof directed by Carl Reiner mocking the late 1908s and early 1990s suspense thrillers and murder mysteries that revolve around a femme fatale and her alluring power of men. We’re all for comedy, and enjoy a good laugh as much as the next, but adding Sherilyn Fenn, Kate Nelligan and Sean Young to the mix just elevated this from knee-slapper to crotch-grabber. Of the three, it’s Sean, of course, who offers us the closest peek at her perfect body. There’s no nudity, at least as we define it, but watching Armand Assante (you can’t spell Assante without ass) shining Sean’s thonged butt with an electric buffer speaks to a fetish we never before knew we had. She also flashes a pair of see-through panties, and in the DVD extras is masturbating while pole dancing. Well, that’s two of us.