If you've ever seen Scream (you have, right?), you've had one the most pervasive horror tropesexplicitly spelled out for you: Sex, as fun as it may be for us to watch, inevitably always ends in the death of one of the fornicators, usually in a way that's gruesome enough to (almost) ruin sex for you for the next 24 hours. I'm not entirely sure why sex kills area thing (The couples are occupied? Serial killers are sexually frustrated? Poetic symbolism?) but watching horror scenes that have characters getting knocked off while they're getting their rocks off seems like the best possible way to ring in Halloween.Or is it just me? Here are five of my personal faves to get you in the mood - for the impending holiday, of course:
Halloween- Danielle Harris
Halloween is a must-see, partially because of the Queen of ScreamJamie Lee Curtis' big debut,but also because boobs.
Jennifer's Body - Megan Fox
Megan Fox plays the literal manifestation of a man eater in this one, and it features some of her sexiest content. There's also a steamy lesbian kiss, which is 0 percent scary and 100 percent arousing.
The Cabin in the Woods - Anna Hutchison
This topless scene of Anna Hutchinson getting it on with her man in the woodsmakes it easy to see why these dudes are spying on her. Because we are too, in our own way.
Jason Goes to Hell - Michelle Clunie
Whatever you do, never, ever have sex in a tent. You will eaten by a grizzly bear or mauled by a serial killer.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats - Julie Ritter
There's not a whole lot I can tell you about this film that's not in the title, but admit it: You're kind of curious about why it happens, aren't you?
