Girls in
Fatal Attraction (1987)

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of June 9, 2009.

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.