Each and every year, the fashion industry gives us the giftof their hottest models all scantily clad and parading down a runway for an entire hour. I, like every other human man or woman, watch without fail every year and am here to report on the important details - you know, just in case you waiteduntil today toskip over the feature and watch the highlight reel. There are a few key points to direct your attention toward in the event you wanted to impress your wife, girlfriend, friends, siblings, coworkers, or uncles with your knowledge of the event - and as always, I'm here to help:
See-through panties
I can't imagine the meticulously planned VS Fashion Show overlooked any of the outfits, so we have the designers to thank for these see-through panties and very clear look at Kelly Gale's lower lips. May all women own panties like these.
The Fantasy Bra
This $3 million bra is encrusted with diamonds and other precious gems. Yes, really. While a novel concept, it also makes many men feel inferior come Valentine's Day.It shows up every year, making for a runway-themed game of Where's Waldo.
World's hottest woman, Adriana Lima
Maybe it's just me, but I think Adriana Lima is the world's hottest woman. She's thin but fit and both strong and sexy - and have you SEEN her seductive modeling face?! I don't even know how long Adriana has been gracing the red carpet, but she doesn't seem to age.
The first sisterly duo to walk the VS carpet together
Gigi and Bella Hadid, social media superstars and burgeoning models, walked the runway together, marking the first time such a feat has ever been accomplished at the famous fashion show.
Kendall Jenner
Is it a relevant pop culture event if there isn't a Kardashian present?
Irina Shayk walked pregnant
Like, pregnant enough to announce it post-show. It's BradleyCooper's baby, and he's clearly a very lucky man.
