Fantasy Island (1977-1978)

"DA PLANE, BOTH, DA PLANE! " Never before has a midget with a lisp and a white suit been so welcomed into the hearts of Middle America. Fantasy Island was a great premise that never really delivered for skin fans. The idea was that when you went there, your fantasies would become reality. As viewers, our reality was that the innuendo and skin that you'd have expected to see in the series was nowhere to be found. Oh sure, you might see a bikini or two but no more than you might expect to find on an episode of The Love Boat. Kimberly Beck had a guest star appearance, and lucky for us she's gone pants-free in front of the camera in Massacre at Central High. (applause)