Labia Day has come and gone, and you know what that means: Fall has arrived, even if the autumnal equinox or whatever it is says otherwise. New TV is on its way along with falling leaves, pumpkin patches, and the crippling realization that time will only continue passing more and more quickly- so let's all enjoy it together! Naturally, here at Mr. Skin, we take special stock in what nudity is to come, and we've done a pretty good job analyzing what we can expect from our favorite streaming sites and stations.
What can we say? It'sa tough job, but someone has to do it.
September 6: StartUp(Crackle)
First up is the new series from Sony's streaming service Crackle. It's all about a new currency called GenCoin, which is meant to mimic the real-life Bitcoin we all hate to love and love to hate. The best part? Not only did the first episode debut four separate sex scenes, but it did so with nudity in the very first scene.
September 9: Quarry (Cinemax)
Next up is Quarry, a show about a returned (and scorned) Vietnam vet. The series has confirmed nudity in the first six episodes - but who's surprised? It's a Cinemax show! The show itself stars mostly newbies, aside from Jodi Balfour, but we can't wait.
September 11: Masters of Sex(Showtime)
Masters of Sex has been a Skin favorite since the very first season, and the fourth will be no exception. The show itself is sex-themed, and nudity abounds!
September 14: American Horror Story (FX)
Despite its imminent debut, the next season of AHS remains a mystery. Regardless, it's been confirmed that Lady Gaga is returning alongside a bevy of other beautiful actresses, and if last season is any indication, we'd be surprised if the show didn't show more than a little nudity.
September 16: High Maintenance (HBO)
Originally a web series, High Maintenance is about a weed dealer, using each episode to focus on a different customer or facet of the "business." It's blissfully been picked up by HBO, nudity powerhouse that it is, for it's first season, and both nudity and tons of sexual content have been confirmed!
September 23: Transparent(Amazon)
Transparent has had plenty of nudity since its conception, particularly from Gaby Hoffman. We're gearing up for season three and anticipating even more!
October 2: Shameless (Showtime)
Last season, we saw our first lip slip from Emmy Rossum and 37 (yes - 37) different nude scenes. Need we say more?
October 2: Westworld (HBO)
The casting of HBO's Westworld includeda waiver for genital-to-genital contactthat tells us just about everything we need to know about this show. Based on the eponymous movie, it's about a wild Western alternate reality where there are no consequences. Sounds right up our alley!
October 9: Divorce (HBO)
Sarah Jessica Parker is back on HBO for season one of this new show! We've seen Sex and the City. We know how this goes.
October 28: Good Girls Revolt (Amazon)
The pilot of this show debuted long ago as part of Amazon's viewer voting method, and it had nudity right out the gates. Sounds like it should be titillating!
November 20: The Affair (Showtime)
It might now surprise you that the Affair is about an affair, but hopefully the sheer volume of nudity we've seen on the show so far does.
December 7: Shut Eye (Hulu)
Last but not least, it's Hulu's new series Shut Eyefeaturing Emmanuelle Chriqui and Isabella Rosselini, about a former magician now working a psychic. He won't be the only one using his third eye!
