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“On June 25th, 1967 the Beatles were the central focus of the very first live global satellite transmission, performing the global debut of ‘All You Need Is Love.’ It wouldn’t be the first time the Beatles brought the world together,” notes the organizer of today’s annual event, “and it won’t be the last. Global Beatles Day {next year will mark the 50th anniversary of their landmark ‘Love’ show} – it’s everywhere you are!”

“GBD {as the event is now known worldwide} is a day honoring and celebrating the music, influence and ideals of the group” reads its official website. “For their gifts to the world.”

And the girls of the world gave back: “The Beatles are destined,” predicted their first manager Allan Williams, “to be the biggest thing since the zipper.” And according to their first drummer, Pete Best, that fits them to a T:

“The all-time record for a Beatle fuckfest was eight girls at once in a giant swap-o-rama between the four of us,” brags Best about one night in Hamburg before he was dumped for Ringo Starr. “We screwed each of them twice!”

Once world famous they could easily talk beauties out of their shirts…but the ‘Quiet Beatle,’ George Harrison was also the last to lose his virginity: “In the late Fifties in England, it wasn’t that easy to get,” the youngest of the group recalled in The Beatles Anthology. “The girls would all wear brassieres and corsets—you could never actually get in anywhere. You were always breaking your hand trying to undo everything” {not great for a guitarist!}.

“I certainly didn’t have a stripper in Hamburg,” George {Sleuth’s wife’s favorite Beatle, BTW} admitted. That would come later at the renowned Raymond Revue Bar in London in 1967 (above right, with stripper Jan Carson}…after hundreds of babes had been With the Beatles {the alluring album, above left} that we know as Meet the Beatles in America. “My first shag was in Hamburg,” Harrison continues, “with Paul and John and Pete Best all watching! We were in bunkbeds. After I’d finished they all applauded and cheered. At least they kept quiet whilst I was doing it.”

George wasn’t applauding, however, when sex symbol Jayne Mansfield tried to come between the group—literally! Three of the Fab Four went to the famed Whiskey a Go-Go club on August 26, 1964 during their second visit to the States—Paul stayed behind to bed his new mistress, Peggy (Mod Squad) Lipton. “After they’d arrived,” chronicles Beatles biographer Bill Harry, “Jayne Mansfield suddenly entered and squeezed her into way into the middle of them, allowing cameraman to take photographs.”

“George was angry and threw a scotch and coke at a photographer, but an ice cube hit another actress, Mamie Van Doren in the face” {Mamie confirmed the incident to Sleuth recently, and that he’d apologized}.

“It was a total setup by Jayne Mansfield to have pictures taken with us,” George later explained. “John and I were sitting on either side of her and she had her hands on our legs, by our groins—at least she did on mine. We got out of there, it was hell.”

Though being sandwiched between the late Mansfield and Mamie—still amazing in her 80s (below left)—sounds like heaven to us!

And unbeknownst to the rest of the group, John Lennon had entertained the lady he called “the Jayne Mansfield” the day before at their Bel Air residence while the rest of the boys were out sightseeing. According to eyewitness Christopher Hutchins—who’d accompanied the group to America—Jayne “tugged at John’s hair and squealed, ‘Is this real?’ to which Lennon replied, dropping his eyes to her most famous features, ‘Well, are those real?’ To which the actress replied: ‘There’s one way to find out,’ as they disappeared into the bedroom.”

You probably won’t be surprised to learn that even today—46 years after their breakup—a Beatles song is heard every 15 seconds on the planet.

Having lived through Beatlemania, Sleuth can attest to them being ‘The Greatest’—though the just-dearly departed Muhammad Ali would no doubt say he “could take them all with one punch.”

But it’s the knockouts the Fab Four frolicked with that we’d like to focus on today—revealed in the order that the boys were always referred to…John, Paul, George and Ringo…and in the order they came into their lives!

JOHN:

Cynthia Powell Lennon

Her existence was hidden at the start of Beatlemania, so teen girls wouldn’t know one of the lads was married and with a son {Julian, above right with Mum, shortly before she died of cancer in 2015}. Lennon called her ‘Miss Prim,’ but Cyn was not opposed to sin: “John has a thing about lingerie, unbelievably extravagant creations,” she recalled. “We would giggle as I paraded around in them. The fashion shows never lasted long in such close proximity to the bed.”

Yoko Ono Lennon

Cynthia returned home unexpectedly from a trip to Greece on May 22, 1968 to find her husband had “made love all night long” with this avant-garde artist. “It’s just handy to fuck your best friend,” John later explained. When Yoko became pregnant, Cynthia split—with friend Paul McCartney penning the tune “Hey Jude” to help young Julian deal with the divorce. Lennon “always had a thing about big breasts,” confides a friend, “and Yoko’s never ceased to hold his interest” (above left). “That’s why we put in ‘tit, tit, tit’ in the chorus of the song Girl,” John revealed.

“Paul thought he was the fucking Beatles, and he never was, never,” John hissed after the breakup. “None of us were the fucking Beatles—four of us were.” But when they added a fifth—and a Japanese Beatle at that—the four were no more. “When two great saints meet it’s a humbling experience,” McCartney mocked of their dual disrobing. Lennon literally “could not keep his hands off of her,” said pal Geraldo Rivera, and neither could artist Andy Warhol—groping John’s crotch and Yoko’s boob while the Beatle frontman felt both their fronts (above left)!

When the couple nonchalantly changed clothes in front of him in their bedroom in the early ’70s, future Fox newsman Rivera reports: “I could not help but notice Yoko’s unexpectedly ample breasts. No one has ever mentioned what a hot ticket she was. I became convinced that sex was the great, true hold she had on John.” Indeed, the pair actually filmed the first celebrity sex tape in that bedroom years before home video.

May Pang

When John mentioned to Yoko that he found their 22-year-old Chinese personal assistant ‘sexually attractive,’ his wife suggested to both that the girl become his lover {the only known photo of the trio together, above}.

Yoko asked May to model her new clothing line, but Pang protests: “She then showed me her sketches, which included a T-shirt with the breasts cut away and a pair of slack with the crotch missing.” When she demurred, Ono snapped: “You’re so prudish. Are you ashamed of your body? You must liberate it. It’s my responsibility to help you free yourself.”

So she “insisted” the assistant “begin an affair” with Lennon…which wound up lasting 18 months! “We fit like a glove,” John paid lip service to their lust (above left) and recalled their running mate, singer Harry Nilsson: “John encouraged May to dress like a tart, with blouse unbuttoned to the midriff and chains hanging all over her breasts. He was very tit•illated by her. He had his fingers in her, hand on the ass, hand in the blouse. She was a fox” (above right).

Charlotte Kemp Muhl

Yoko was in many ways a ‘mother figure’—with wet-nurse knockers—to John…and their son Sean Ono Lennon has been co-mingled with model Muhl for the past decade {reversing roles in his parents’ iconic pose, above left}.

“There couldn’t be someone less like my mum than Charlotte” {who models under the name Kemp Muhl to distinguish herself from Playboy’s December 1982 centerfold Charlotte Kemp}. But she’s equally outspoken as Ono: “You had a really nice tryst with a French maid,” Muhl muses when a reporter asks how Sean lost his cherry. “It made him a man.” That (above right), she isn’t.

PAUL:

Jane Asher

‘If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true?” Paul McCartney asked in the classic ballad he wrote for fiancée Jane. But it wasn’t her fidelity at issue, as actress Asher returned home from filming to find her man in bed with groupie Francie Schwartz. As she stormed out, Paul plaintively protested from the top of the stairs: “We can work it out”—then proceeded to write a song by that name. Alas, she left him—echoing a little ditty Paul penned for Jane’s brother—Peter of Peter and Gordon—entitled “World Without Love.”

Linda Eastman McCartney

“Most people though I was due to marry Jane Asher,” Paul pondered. “I rather thought I was too. But I just kept remembering Linda, this nice blonde American girl.” McCartney maneuvered her away from clinging first husband, anthropologist Joseph See—whom Paul derided with ‘Get back to where you once belonged, Jo-Jo” (and who later committed suicide). Asked what first attracted him to Linda, Paul exclaimed: “Body!”

And even in their later years—before her death from breast cancer at 56 in 1998—the Cute Beatle marveled: “One day Linda will be very sort of wifey. Then on other days she’ll say, ‘Sod this, let’s groove.’ Then we’ll be off in the woods doing thing together that you might not expect from a middle-aged couple.”

Stella McCartney

Paul and Linda’s daughter developed her mom’s moxie: When dad was finally inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist less than a year after Linda’s death, the feisty fashion designer made a T shirt to curse the occasion (above left). And fortunately forget her bra on another occasion…

Heather Mills McCartney

Before bagging her Beatle in 2002, the athletic amputee—she lost her lower left leg when hit by a police scooter in 1993—quipped of her quarter-century-older groom: “Look at me, I’m going to marry a man with bigger tits than me!” Her treasure chest grew by a record $50 million when Paul divorced Heather six years later. “Almost right up to the end,” wrote the Daily Mail, “she boasted about her ‘terrific’ sex life with McCartney and did not believe that the former Beatle could possibly want to end their marriage.” That’s open to question (above right).

Heather blamed “jealous and evil” daughter Stella for the split—unable to see how Paul could “give that up.” And her first husband, Alfie Karmal, would agree: “My friends nicknamed her The Bod. Her boobs were great, she had these endless legs…Sometimes we would make love for hours.”

Yet hours were what Mills reportedly charged by…while working as an escort in her 20s. According to fellow participant Ros Ashley, “Heather was hired by Prince Turki bin Nasser of Saudi Arabia to party with him—and two other prostitutes” on one of several similar jobs. Adds the final member of the quartet confirmed: “Heather was naked on the bed, kneeling next to the prince’s midriff. I took off my clothes and joined them. I knelt facing Heather and we performed a sex act for him. Then all four of us played together.” Just like the Beatles!

Nancy Shevell

McCartney’s third wife—since wedding on Sleuth’s anniversary, in 2011—doesn’t need to turn tricks for money…she’s a Manhattan millionaire and Barbara Walters’ second cousin! She was also a close friend of first wife Linda, and unlike Heather Mills, gets raves from their daughter Stella, who says she’s “thrilled.” With a bikini bod like that at age 56 (top right), surely so is Sir Paul.

Nancy has kept her top on when the pair head to the beach…but she keep her cool when a French beauty didn’t as they strolled in France in May 2012. Though Shevell did look down when the bare-breasted beauty took a quickie of Paul and her partner.

GEORGE:

Pattie Boyd Harrison

The only Beatle first wife who wasn’t pregnant at the wedding, the fledgling model was called “one of the most beautiful women of her generation” (above) by the London Express. Her looks got her picked to style George’s hair on the set of 1964’s A Hard Day’s Night (below left)—and her resemblance to his favorite film star, Brigitte Bardot, made him instantly smitten. That, and as he later wrote: “Something in the way she moves/Attracts me like no other lover.” Especially when she’s moving topless.

For Pattie’s part, “George was the best-looking man I had ever seen,” but when he started seeing others, Boyd was annoyed. When she moved out, Harrison penned the poignant While My Guitar Gently Weeps about her…but finding he couldn’t master the song’s wailing guitar intro, he asked best friend Eric Clapton to do it for him. But he didn’t mean with Pattie!

Hers is ‘The Face That Launched Rock’s Greatest Love Songs”—one of which is surely 1970’s Layla, which Clapton wrote “specifically about Pattie and me. I just couldn’t visualize a life without her.” And soon didn’t have to…

“I was taken aback,” Boyd bemoaned about the ‘Layla, you’ve got me on my knees’ lament. She returned to George with “terrible guilt” after a “brief affair” with Eric, who simply couldn’t give her up. “I’m in love with your wife, what are you going to do about it?” Clapton confronted Harrison at a party. “Whatever you like, man, it doesn’t worry me,” the spiritual spouse said. “You can have her and I’ll have your girlfriend.” So Pattie wed the guitar god two years after kicking George out! Sheerly you chest…

“To meet her, as I have done,” wrote Daily Mirror columnist John Blake, “is to understand why more great love songs have been written about Patti than any woman of her time”—in addition to those named above, Clapton composed Bell Bottom Blues and (My Darling You Look) Wonderful Tonight about the beautiful Boyd! And it runs in the family: her younger sister Jenny inspired Donovan to write Jennifer Juniper when they met the Maharishi…and most of subsequent drummer hubby Mick Fleetwood’s tunes are also about her.

Olivia Arias Harrison

George rebounded from losing his wife to his “best mate” by marrying fetching and faithful AM Records secretary Oliva in 1978. Yet after his death, she revealed that their union “came under regular strain from his ‘hiccups’”—her euphemism for Harrison’s regular extra-marital affairs. “He did like women and women did like him,” she smiles.

RINGO:

Maureen Cox Starkey

She met Ringo (born Richard Starkey) at the Cavern Club when she was just 15…and they secretly began dating. When she became pregnant, they hastily wed in February 1965—and later Mo’s idol Frank Sinatra recorded a tribute to the tune of The Lady is a Tramp: “There’s no one like her, but no one at all/And as for charm, hers is like wall to wall/She married Ringo, and she could have had Paul/That’s why the lady is a champ.” And her rigid nipples are champing at the tit on their honeymoon (below left).

Well before George lost Pattie to Clapton, he had an affair with Ringo’s wife! Maureen claimed that they were only having a ‘spiritual affair,’ but Boyd was beside herself when she found them in her bed. She phoned Starr to tell him his wife “was with George”…but somehow the Fab Foursome (below left) found it didCome Easy.

During a tense night at Ringo’s house, Harrison told his bandmate that he was “in love with your wife,” to which the drummer deadpanned: “Better you than someone we don’t know.” Kind of gives new meaning to the line, “With a Little Help from My Friends”…as George and Mo decided to give it a go (below right).

Barbara Bach

After all, as a Beatle, Ringo could get girls Eight Days a Week {a phrase he coined} and wound up spending many A Hard Day’s Night {another gem from his lips} with beauteous Bond babe Barbara Bach. Born Barbara Goldbach in Queens, at 15 she took “my little sister to see them” perform at Shea Stadium “though I was never really into them. Though I am now.” And vice versa.

Still together—and that little sister, Marjorie is now married to Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh—Ringo replied when asked if there’s anything he’d change if he could live his life over, “I’d change some of the sheets more often.”

But not if Barbara’s lying bare atop them …

In conclusion, a recent online poll to pick ‘The Best Beatle Wife’ had Pattie Boyd edging Linda Eastman by a mere two votes (and tied at 32 percent each). That might be debatable to some…but one “splendid” view should be “guaranteed for all”:

And, in THE END …