You could pretty much guarantee that anyone who went to see this film in it's opening week was either really bored, or had seen that trailer shot of Catherine Zeta-Jones sliding her spandex-clad ass under laser-beams one too many times. Why? Because if you take the derriere in question out of the equation... no movie.

And that's a pity, because Zeta-Jones can really act. … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review