Emmanuelle Chriqui Sexy

What is it that runs through the cold, clear mountain water in Canada that makes the women there so incredibly hot?

Canada's brought the world many wonderful things, such as SCTV, ice hockey, and poutine, but it's also produced vampy Anna Paquin, Smallville beauty Kristin Kreuk, and sizzling blonde Elisha Cuthbert.

So bundle up, and click "more", and prepare to meet North America's sexiest.

. . . Mr. Skin’s perv-sonal picks!

A List of Stars Who Turn Home Box Office into Hot Babe Overload

The Marky Mark-produced HBO series Entourage, or, as its known around the office, Skin-tourage, has given more than a hefty handful of adult actresses their ticket to the land of classy shows The Sopranos and Six Feet Under, that land we used to get such a good flyover view of in the old HBO station identification.

Complex.com has posted a list of all of Entourage’s most mam-orable cameos, or, if you prefer, memorable mam-eos, in honor of naked Vulvapalooza star Jenaveve Jolie riding former child rapper Lil’ Bow Wow in this week’s episode.

Read more after the jump.

Turn your head and cough: it's a tribute to the naughty nurse. (Holy Taco)

Elizabeth Hurley's iconic, cleave-a-licious, barely-there safety-pin dress voted the sexiest of all time. Hugh better believe it. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Pink claims she's totally straight . . . most of the time. (Daily Stab)

Mel "Scary Spice" Brown models lingerie. A-zig-a-zig-ohhhhhhhhhh! (The Superficial)

Kendra Wilkinson is out of Hef's life but hotter than ever. And having lots of webcam sex with her new dude. (Celebitchy)

Carmen Electra makes us sweat her in a sweater. (Hollywood Tuna)

Her sheer sexiness makes us shrieky: it's the 10 hottest Emmanuelle Chriqui vids. (Unibrow)

Gisele Bundchen becomes a video vixen. (Drunken Stepfather)

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of October 7, 2008.

10. The Girls Next Door (2005-?)

Network: E!

Tele-Visions: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson,

Skinopsis: Skinside the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner’s trio of 21st-century foxy girlfriends.

What’s Hot: Playboy Playmates. Close quarters. Hot friends dropping by (and stripping down). When the Girls Next Door move in, here comes the neighborhood.

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Check out the rest of the FINAL TEN after the jump!

Two words serve as a beacon of light to guide you through these dark times. Those words are "National Lampoon's" and they're practically a certification of quality nudity. Since its initial incarnation as the world's premiere humor magazine, National Lampoon has evolved into a Hollywood powerhouse following the release of its 1978 masterwork, Animal House (Picture: 1) , and, more recently, the Lampoon has figured as the go-to brand name for raw, raunchy comedies on DVD.