Nude in theaters this weekend... nothing! Not a single thing. The Next Three Days does open, however, and stars delicious blond Elizabeth Banks and the insanely gorgeous Olivia Wilde. You can see the former baring very brief nippage in Sexual Life, while Olivia goes tit-Wilde in Alpha Dog.

But the major release this week, the one inescapable new flick, is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Since it's essentially a children's movie, it's breast not to expect any real skin. However, fans of all-grown-up Hermione Granger, aka classy Brit Emma Watson, will rejoice, because an hour and 41 minutes in, there's a fantasy sequence in which Hermione and Harry get hot and heavy, and we see some CGI, dream-esque outlines of Hermammaries.

Helena Bonham Carter's Bellatrix Lestrange also plays a larger role in Deathly Hallows, and Helena has a rich history of baring all on film. With a skinpressive thirteen nude roles to her credit, Bonham has bared bottom, boobs, and hairy twatter in flicks like The Heart of Me and Margaret's Museum. For her very best nudity, have a peek at her full frontal sex scene in Wings of the Dove. Her muff is fluffier than Hagrid's beard!