Fri, Feb 13, 2009 @ 3:15pm
Get the inside skinny from Mr Skin, the world's #1 authority on celebrity nudity, direct from Skin Central.
Today, Mr Skin celebrates today's scary-hot date…


– 0:11:00 – buttMortimer makes with the meat on her seat as some crack pops out of her jeans when she macks on her dude. (13 seconds)


– 0:02:00 – body double, buttBODY DOUBLE?: Emmy floats in the water like a cold, dead fish, but those stunt buns look pretty hot when they pull her out! (47 seconds)


– 0:32:00 – breasts, bushEmily loses her slip to present her eye-singeingly perfect joobs and bit of bush during an outdoor hump-fest. (60 seconds)


– 0:41:00 – breastsEm and her stud enjoy a post-poke smoke on the ground. It's dark all right, but her nubs are like beautiful beacons of light! (62 seconds)


– 1:09:00 – breastsPoor Mortimer endures some gross mistreatment. Lying on the floor, she's topless as a baddie dumps food on her, then canes her, then rapes her. (85 seconds)


– 1:06:00 – breastsEm pulls down her nightgown to offer up a bite of breastage to some lucky schlub. For such a little slip of a dame, she sure does have an impressive rack o' lamb! (46 seconds)


– 1:19:00 – breasts, bush, buttHoly fluffy muffshish, Batman! Emily's full-on fur-burger, as well as her more-than-ample breasts make a memorable appearance when she asks Dermot Mulroney for a critique of her form. We'd give her an A+++! (134 seconds)


– accidental skin, breastsPanties, wet shirt and very brief glimpses of breasticles during sex in the tub. Rub-a-dub-boob! (86 seconds)