Elvira's Haunted Hills (2002)

Camp vamp Elvira is back in Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001), Sam Irvin's send-up of classic horror and gore the likes of which we rarely see anymore. It's 1851 in Carpathia, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson) has managed to get herself and her frighteningly fetching goth gazongas into one hell of a mess—en route to Paris with her maid Zou Zou (Mary Jo Smith), she finds herself shacked up at the spooky medieval castle of one Lord Vladomor Hellsubus (Richard O'Brien), whose long-lost wife just happened to look exactly like our hootery heroine. Things get freaky from there, and Cassandra finds herself in grave danger . . . but not enough to keep her from breaking out into song and dance! It's pure camp as the lord of the manor goes after Cass in the goofiest of manners, leaving Cass running for her life with beauteous be-jiggling booooobs!