Ellen Page Nude

What is it that runs through the cold, clear mountain water in Canada that makes the women there so incredibly hot?

Canada's brought the world many wonderful things, such as SCTV, ice hockey, and poutine, but it's also produced vampy Anna Paquin, Smallville beauty Kristin Kreuk, and sizzling blonde Elisha Cuthbert.

So bundle up, and click "more", and prepare to meet North America's sexiest.

Magazine’s Male Readership Hits a New High of 27

Promoting their new movie Whip It, due out October 9, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page appeared together in Marie Claire wearing roller skates and short shorts.

Besides a photo of Drew going crotch to ass with the sexually amorphous 22-year-old in a bending over position, the magazine also features a shot of the pair engaged in a steamy lesbian makeout session.

Ever since her convincing portrayal of a newly-initiated Sapphist on Saturday Night Live and her almost non-stop lesbian-like behavior, rumors have swirled about whether the Juno star shares more with Ellen DeGeneres than just a first name.

Yesterday, we covered Ellen DeGeneres living out her fantasies on screen with Sharon Stone back in 2000. And we all know that openly bisexual Angelina Jolie was at the set early every day she got to spend naked with Elizabeth Mitchell on Gia.

So here’s hoping that Ms. Page follows suit, naked, on camera, with Drew Barrymore.

If, that is, she's into girls, which is far from clear.

Read more after the jump.

Juno Star Ellen Page Bares Accidental Boob. The Skin Labs Are There! So Are You!

Ellen Page, the tantalizing, bite-sized tart who won the hearts of White People everywhere and almost an Academy Award in the (self-reportedly) stripper-scripted indie smash Juno, may well be under the impression that she has yet to perform a topless scene on camera.

The eagle-eyed technicians here at the Skin Laboratories are here to prove that, in fact, the girl so famous for playing pregnant has indeed bared her right-side milk-giving fragment in a modest production titled The Tracey Fragments.

And, yes, after the cut, you will see Juno's right nipple. So come now, click below to turn (on) the Page!

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Here's the randy round-up for the week of July 8, 2008!

Nude in theaters this weekend is non-linear drama The Tracey Fragments featuring Juno's Canadian cutie Ellen Page as a teenager searching for her little sibling. If you're looking for a little skin-ling, you won't find Juno's poon-o, but you can check out the side of Ellen's melon and the top of her apple bottom. These are some racy fragments of rackage and crackage!