El condor (1970)

One of the first movies to be given an R rating, the epic western El Condor (1970) will fulfill your prairie perversions for sex and violence. Taking place during the lawless nineteenth century, there are no real good guys in spin on the classic cowboys and Indians flick, since everyone is almost entirely inspired by greed. Football legend Jim Brown is Luke, a criminal stuck on a chain gang, who gets told about a Mexican stronghold called "El Condor" that houses a ton of old Aztec gold. Like NFL defenses, no prison can hold him, so Brown decides he'll escape and rally some Apaches into an army that can take overtake the fort and grab the gold. Luke recruits Lee Van Cleef's character Jaroo, who used to live with the Apaches to come along and help his cause. But since the head of the fort is a psychopath, things aren't going to be easy for the fortune chasing friends. Aiding their causes, both the bad guys and the good guys have some powerful ammunition in hot pieces of ass to work with. The famed "Countess of Cleavage" Imogen Hassall seduces a soldier, only to give him up to the marauders when they break into her room. He's hiding under the bed, but at least gets a good look at everything Imogen's got, including some of the biggest boobs in the west and the finest ass this side of the Mississippi, before being taken away. Mariana Hill evens the score by uncovering her assets in a thee B baring striptease that gives her lover, the fort commander, cover as he launches a sneak attack. Very sneaky. If the fort looks familiar, that's because it was reused for some scenes in Conan the Barbarian (1982). But who can focus on the background with so many sexy women running around naked? Using hot women as powerful distractions to overtake or defend a fort full of gold? Let's use the El Condor method and get some great knockers to Fort Knox!