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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Outside of the U.S., Celebrity Nudity in Magazines Is the Order of the Day

This week may have seen a truly disappointing naked fake out with Katy Mixon's body-doubled nude scene on Eastbound & Down, but on international newsstands, seeing your favorite Hollywood celebs nude is as easy as flipping through a few pages.

The trio of hotties cropping up (and busting out of their clothes) in foreign mags this week are no strangers to nudity, but it's always nice to peep peaks in print, even if you've been monitoring those particular mountains (or in some cases, molehills) for years.

But enough talk. After the cut, see supermodel Kate Moss, heiress Lydia Hearst, and Playboy cover girl Carmen Electra nude in three separate magazine pictorials.

Body Double Is No Trouble When Mixon a Batch of Baby Batter

When the voluptuous and vulpine Katy Mixon finally appeared to bare her weighty fixin’s in the March 22 episode of HBO’s new comedy Eastbound & Down, all the signs of a body double were there.

Even the most junior technician in the Mr Skin labs knows that when the camera pans down and gets the actress’s face out of the frame before any flesh is unveiled, it means that that actress is now in her trailer reading Variety while a body double pulled out of a local strip club is baring her boobs in an attempt to fool the viewer.

All that aside, there’s no arguing with the enormous power of a pair of ginormous towers, and for viewers, it didn’t seem to matter whose pontoons they were peeping: This faux flesh flash quickly got Katy a lot of attention on the Internet.

Read more after the jump.

Film Festival Flesh-Flashing

There are still more news and nudes to report from the South by Southwest film festival.

The new mall cop comedy Observe and Report, directed by Eastbound & Down creator Jody Hill, stars Anna Faris as a haughty hottie who works behind the makeup counter at the mall and won’t give bipolar security guard Seth Rogen a second glance.

Fortunately we do get a first, second and third glance at a non-nude but still sexy Anna.

After baring cleavage 5 minutes into the movie, Anna flashes her bra and panties at the 46 minute-mark. Twenty minutes later, we get to see Anna’s bra-clad boobs as she bangs Ray Liotta.

Attention mall shoppers, we need a cleanup in the lingerie aisle!

Read more after the jump.