Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week
The Burning Plain (2009)
STUDIO: Magnolia
NUDE: Kim Basinger (butt), Charlize Theron (breasts, butt)
Academy Award winner Charlize Theron busts out her topless Golden Globes in The Burning Plain (2009), an intense drama of human connection (especially in the carnal sense). Charlize portrays a lusty American who runs a Mexican restaurant. One of the perks she offers to the poor Latinos in her employ is sex! That’s rightsex with Charlize Theron! After each partner’s orgasm, she feels guilty and cuts herself, but who’s that going to stop? Her mom, meanwhile, is portrayed by Kim Basinger, who labors in a nearby K-Mart, unaware of her daughter’s tawdry existence until fate brings them together. The Burning Plain will set your pants plateau on fire.
l'aventure (2009)
STUDIO: IFC
NUDE: Lise Bellynck (FFN, butt), Carole Brana (FFN, butt), Nadia Chibani (FFN, butt)
Jean-Claude Brisseau, the genius behind the arthouse erotica masterpieces Secret Things (2002) and The Exterminating Angels (2006), cast his latest discovery, the beautiful Carole Brana, as the sexually adventurous heroine Sandrine in l'aventure (2009). In the course of the movie, Carole gets naked repeatedly and has sex with a dude and two spectacularly hot French chicks, Lise Bellynck and Nadia Chibani, who also take the time to get it on with each other. Vive les femmes de France!
The Brothers Bloom (2008)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Summit
NUDE: Rachel Weisz (butt)
The caper comedy The Brothers Bloom (2008) stars Mark Ruffalo and Adrien Brody as a pair of con men out to pull one last scam on young and agoraphobic heiress Rachel Weisz, who turns out to be a lot smarter than she first appears. Japanese babe Rinko Kikuchi, who plays the swindling siblings' silent partner Bang Bang, stays clothed here, even though she had no problem flashing the Rinko pinko in the 2006 drama Babel. Happily Rachel doesn’t scam us out of seeing any skin and bares her butt through an open hospital gown. Oh, brother!
Downloading Nancy (2008)
STUDIO: Strand
NUDE: Maria Bello (breasts)
Based on the real-life murder case of Sharon Lopatka, who solicited her murderer, Robert Frederick Glass, online, Downloading Nancy (2008) stars blonde babe Maria Bello as Nancy, a suicidal and masochistic housewife who meets a man (Jason Patric) on the Internet and asks him to torture and kill her. But soon a relationship blossoms between the two that gets in the way of their plans. Check out Maria’s miniscule mammaries as she’s tied naked to a bed. You’ll be bello-ing for more!
Flexing with Monty (2010)
STUDIO: Breaking Glass Pictures
NUDE: Sally Kirkland (FFN, butt)
Monty (Trevor Goddard) is a macho, narcissistic, bigoted bodybuilder who runs a gym with his cerebral and sensitive brother, Bertin (Rudi Davis), in Flexing with Monty (2010). But when a sexy Catholic nun named Lillith (Sally Kirkland) comes around collecting contributions for an unusual cause, the relationship between the brothers undergoes a dramatic change. But nothing’s more dramatic than when Sally drops her habit and bares her boobs, butt, and bush. You’ll be flexing your monty!
Halloween II (2009)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Weinstein Co.
NUDE: Danielle Harris (breasts), Sylvia Jefferies (FFN, butt)
Not a remake of Halloween II (1981) as much as a sequel to his 2007 remake of Halloween, Rob Zombie’s Halloween II (2009) follows psychotic killer Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) as he continues his murderous rampage and tries to find his long-lost sister, Laurie (Scout Taylor-Compton). Amidst all the carnage and a cameo appearance by “Weird Al” Yankovic, we get some full frontal from Sylvia Jefferies, a bloody boob from Danielle Harris, and some tasty uncredited nudity. You’ll jack your lantern again!
In Praise of Older Women (1978)
STUDIO: E1 Entertainment
NUDE: Karen Black (breasts), Monique Lepage (breasts, butt), Marilyn Lightstone (breasts, butt), Marianne McIsaac (breasts, bush, butt), Helen Shaver (FFN, butt), Alexandra Stewart (breasts, bush, butt), Susan Strasberg (breasts), Alberta Watson (breasts)
The male libido is a wonderful thing, especially when it is accurately depicted in a skinematic endeavor. Studly Tom Berenger fills in as everyman in In Praise of Older Women (1978). An everyman who beds down with every bang-worthy woman he sees, which is the kind of everyman that every man dreams of being. Of the half dozen hotties who cozy up to Tom, none are in their first blush of youth, but all are too young to be your mom. Each of the lovely ladies shows either a snippet or a vast expanse of skin while wrestling and writhing with amorous Berenger. Rather than envy the man, thank him for bringing out the best in these exquisitely experienced women for all of us to share.
King of Sorrow (2006)
STUDIO: Laguna
NUDE: Lara Daans (FFN, butt)
The crime drama King of Sorrow (2006) stars Kim Coates as Detective Steve Serrano, a cop who is secretly a violent vigilante haunted by his dark past. When he gets his psychiatrist girlfriend (Lara Daans) pregnant, Serrano has to decide whether or not to tell her about his secret. There’s nothing sorrowful about seeing all three B’s from Lara Daans. In fact, it’s downright joyful!
Kirin Hanako no shgai (1982)
STUDIO: Animeigo
NUDE: Akiko Kana (breasts, butt), Mari Natsuki (breasts, butt), Masako Natsume (breasts)
Based on an acclaimed novel by Tomiko Miyao, the multiple-award-winning Kirin Hanako no shgai (1982) is a Japanese gangster epic set in the early years of the twentieth century. Hideo Gosha’s opus chronicles the rise and fall of a mob boss who rules the Japanese town of Shikoku with an iron fist. Businessmen, law-enforcement officials, and other criminals all cower before him, and few suspect that he possesses a secret weakness. That weakness is his adopted teen daughter, a nubile beauty named Matsue (Masako Natsume). As their relationship grows inappropriately close, the powerful crime lord exposes a weakness that could be key to ending his reign. It’s not hard to believe how Natsume’s beauty could crush a manyou needn’t look farther than her kimono-ripping reveal for hard evidence. And once you’ve recovered, there are also arousing flesh flashes from the likes of Akiko Kana and Mari Natsuki.
