Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week

Cabin Fever (2002)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Janelle Perry (breasts, butt), Stephanie Swift (breasts), Cerina Vincent (breasts)
The low-budget horror hit Cabin Fever (2002), the directorial debut of Hostel (2005) mastermind Eli Roth, centers on a group of college students who head out to the woods for some of what kids do for relaxation. But instead of plenty of boozing and boffing, they soon start falling pery to a flesh-eating virus. Cerina Vincent instantly became a sex symbol for flaunting her massive mammaries, while Jordan Ladd kept her clothes on. But she created her own Hot Zone as a flaky young babe. Of course, that was before her skin started flaking off.

Black Dynamite (2009)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Charmane Star (breasts), Charlotte Stokely (breasts), Erika Vution (breasts)
The blaxploitation parody Black Dynamite (2009) stars Michael Jai White as the titular crime-fighter Black Dynamite, a karate-chopping ladies man who takes on the mob after they kill his brother, pump heroin into local orphanages, and flood the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. When he’s not killing bad guys, our hero spends his time bedding women like Erika Vution, Charmane Star, and Charlotte Stokely, all of whom get topless during a funky foursome. Now that’s dynamite!

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Regan Deal (body doublebreasts)
The horror sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009) takes place at a high-school prom, where a flesh-eating virus that has contaminated some bottled water begins spreading rapidly, causing gruesome deaths left and right. Speaking of left and right, co-star Regan Deal seems to show off her boobs while blowing some dude in a toilet stall, but they could belong to a body double. What’s the deal, Regan?

Contempt (1963)Blu-ray
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Brigitte Bardot (butt)
Even if it were to have a supporting cast of talking mules, a hack director, no story, zero suspense, a lack of moral ambiguity, and a total absence of breathtaking scenery, any movie providing the merest glimpse of French wonder blonde Brigitte Bardot is worthy of intense study. Contempt (1963) is directed by new wave master Jean-Luc Godard, fired by the testosterone feud between clashing male leads Jack Palance, Michael Piccoli, and Fritz Lang, moves implacably along on a gut-churning plot rife with soul-wrenching conflict, captures spectacular vistas of craggy precipices plunging into the sea on the Italian island of Capri . . . and zeros in on Brigitte Bardot’s prime and naked ass.

Goodfellas: 20th Anniversary Edition (1990)
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Lorraine Bracco (breasts)
The tough-guys-in-suits movie that launched a thousand cocaine cowboys, Goodfellas (1990) is Martin Scorsese’s gangster paradise. The true story of some wiseguy’s rise and fall is ripe with rich dialogue, strong characters, and enough random violence to satisfy even the hardcore slasher fan. But there’s so much more. For instance there are the strung-out charms of Debi Mazar, not naked but sultry, and the nipple slipple of Sopranos head-shrinker Lorraine Bracco. She makes little heads in the audience grow even when she’s not nude, like when she shoves a pistol down her silken panties during a police raid. That’s sure to fire off your love gun!

Midgets vs. Mascots (2009)
STUDIO: First Look
NUDE: Brittney Powell (breasts)
Gary Coleman, Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, and Scottie Pippen appear in the partially scripted comedy Midgets vs. Mascots (2009). The movie has five little people and five sports-team mascots competing against each other in a series of wild stunts to win $10 million. There’s tons of nudity, and we get to see soap-opera babe Brittney Powell’s boobs as she lies in bed with her boyfriend. Nice tittneys!