No theater nudity this week? Depressing but true. Maybe that's why the Jessica Alba and Kat Denningsnudes were leaked today--to make up for the fact that new releases are woefully short on skin.

Due Date
Due Date is a bromance starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifianakis, directed by Hangover and Road Trip helmster Todd Phillips. Unfortunately, Mr. Phillips drops the skin ball here, but gorgeous costar Michelle Monaghan has been nude in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), co-skin-cidentally also with Downey, Jr. Monaghan shows us her mono-mams twice, and you'll want to kiss kiss those boobs boobs.

For Colored Girls
Based on the '70s play, For Colored Girls is a Tyler Perry-directed drama with a cocoa-licious cast that's hotter than fire. To see some of the sultry stars nude elsewhere, have a gander at the glanders of Thandie Newton in Beloved, Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland, and Janet Jackson's skinfamous Super Bowl superboob bust-out. Color me skinpressed!

Fair Game
Butter-blonde Down Under dish Naomi Watts stars as outed spy Valerie Plame in Fair Game. Naomi truly is the fairest of them all, but when it comes to nudity, this Game is no fun. Luckily, Ms. Watts lights up the screen nakedly in an amazing total of 7 movies, including Ellie Parker, 21 Grams, and the lesborific Mulholland Dr. Watts up? You are.