South American pop sensation Shakira advises her lover not to worry, she’s moving on, in the first single from her English-language studio smash Oral Fixation Vol. 2. Titled Don’t Bother (2005), the chart topper finds the frizzy-haired Colombian beauty assuring her cheating boyfriend that no amount of flowers, chocolates, or jewelry is going to win her back. Weep for the poor schlub if … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review