Divine Madness! (1980)

Divine Madness! (1980) isn't a tell-all biopic about John Waters's corpulent cross-dressing star, but rather a live concert performance from the talented showwoman Bette Midler. Sadly she doesn't show much, though her mermaid costume will make you a happy fisherman. She does show mams--at least her titanic tits are constantly threatening to flop out of her brassieres. If cleavage is your thing, then your thing will be very pleased. And for some booby variety, check out Bette's backup singers the Harlettes, Ula Hedwig, Diva Gray, and Jocelyn Brown. The four chesty broads are akin to the four horsemen of the apocalypse for your sperm.