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Burlesque Babe Dita Von Teese Tells a Tale of Implants

As evidenced by her recent lusty lesbian photo shoot, classy burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese is not shy.

So it comes as no surprise that she's always been forward about having breast implants. And as fake funbags go, Dita's are some of the best of the breast!

But there's an intriguing story behind her falsies, and after the cut, Dita teeses us with the tempting tale.

Decade-old Dita Von Teese Nudes Surface.

Seeing Dita Von Teese naked is not a hard task to accomplish, but that doesn't mean that we don't appreciate seeing the porcelain-skinned beauty in any state of undress. Pics from a 1999 photo shoot with Dita surfaced today depicting the pin-up queen in a series of steamy lesbian poses, her clam and casabas on full display.

Some websites are shouting foul, claiming that the ten-year-old pics have been available all along, but here's the thing: If you've never seen an explicit photo of a beautiful, famous fetish model nude and in Sapphic embrace even though it's been around for some time, does that mean that you don't want to see it? Of course not. Nudie pics are nudie pics, no matter the vintage.

See the full collection of Dita Von Teese's nude lesbian photos at The Superficial.

Summer is coming... I can hear the music playing and see the hippie ladies dancing in the rain...

Burlesque Queen Dita Von Teese Loves Girl-Girl Group Showers

The shower scene is the highlight of just about any movie smart enough to stick its lens into a wet, steamy bathroom with a naked woman in it. And the group shower scene is an especially brilliant off-shoot. But imagine a group shower that's happening in real life, not on a movie screen. The participants are striptease enthusiast Dita Von Teese and a gaggle of tight-bodied dancers. Where are the cameras when that sort of action is going down?

FemaleFirst reports:

Dita Von Teese loves having communal showers with can-can dancers.

The burlesque beauty, who has performed at France's legendary Crazy Horse cabaret club, bonded so well with the resident dancers she washed with them after the shows.

She said: "We all jump into this big communal shower together - all these beautiful Russian and French dancers, scrubbing each other with funny gloves to remove all the make-up."

Dita insists on wearing elaborate outfits for her live performances because she feels better equipped to entertain an audience with full make-up and perfect hair.

She said: "The thing I love about clothes is their power to transform - I sit there naked, with my hair in rollers, then the shoes and stockings come on. Everything is hooked and clipped, suddenly I am standing completely different and I'm like, 'It's time to go.'

"I often joke that what I lack in talent, I make up for in costume."

Come back to MrSkin.com tomorrow and you'll be assured that Dita lacks nothing but clothing as we launch our first Dita Von Teese nude clips from Andrew Blake Five Stars. Not only does delicious Dita show her boobs, butt, and bush in the fetish flick, she gets fucked with a dildo/high-heel-shoe hybrid! And you can see it all at Mr Skin tomorrow.

Halle Berry tit slip! Dita Von Teese nude spread! Naomi Campbell naked! Amy Winehouse topless! Lily Allen nude sunbathing! And more!

Mr Skin’s pals at Nudography have rounded up some of the very breast nude celebrity exposures from the previous 12 months.

All in one convenient post, you can eyeball Halle Berry’s nude boobs slipping out of her shirt, Dita Von Teese baring flesh for German sex magazine pics, Naomi Campbell as a naked Catwoman, and hot paparazzi pics of bad-girl songbirds Amy Winehouse (looking good!) and Lily Allen (looking great) sunning and swimming sans bikini tops.

Nudography also showcases Secret Diary of a Call Girl star Billie Piper breastfeeding on the beach (with her eye-poppingly awesome nipples), French dish Emma de Caunes, Italian eyeful Letizia Filippi, and mighty-boobed UK bombshells Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, and Rebecca Loos.

Queen of Boobs Dubs Nude Dita No Good

Huge boobed glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, knows a thing of two about looking sexy. It's obvious but checking out her pictures, her reality show Katie & Peter, and her lack of clothing that she may be the reigning sexpert when it comes to making people drool.

But we're going to have to respectfully disagree with Katie when it comes to her critique of retro peeler Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover.

According to Digital Spy, Price hissed,

"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Why all the hate? Can't we settle this like gentlewomen? And by that, we mean a double cover of the both of you stark naked. And scissoring. While feeding each other ice cream cones and bananas. That'll show 'em! That'll show 'em everything.

Past and Present Pin-Ups Meet Up!

China white skin, black hair topped off with a cap of shiny bangs, a boom-boom bod that makes one weak in the knees. We could be describing dearly departed pinup legend Bettie Page . . . or present-day burlesque queen Dita Von Teese.

Surprisingly, the two were able to meet sometime before Page passed away last week.

According to IMDb:

Von Teese remembers her encounter with the star fondly.

Of their meeting, Von Teese recalls, "She looked me up and down and said, 'You're an attractive girl, but a poor Bettie Page mimic'.

"I said, 'I know' and she laughed."

Forget meeting of the minds, this was a meeting of the bump-and-grinds! And don't miss Dita Von Teese naked in German Playboy!

Iconic Pinup Model Dies at 85

Today, more than 50 years after her career as a pinup model ended, the name and image of Bettie Page are still as well known as ever they were to rockabilly rebels, light bondage enthusiasts, and the women who make up roughly 102% of the fan-base of “burlesque” entertainment.

Yesterday, Bettie made headlines again when she died after her family took her off the life support she had been on since her heart attack earlier this month.

In the 1950s, Bettie had a career as a pinup model, appearing in men’s magazines like Playboy and posing for the nudie pics of “camera club” photographers.

Read more after the spank.